Heinrich Unheimlich Fanfic But He Just Makes Alice Break Them Into A Furniture Store And He Has The Time

Yorick naming a horse JOHN WAYNE wasn’t on my malevolent bingo but i am pleasantly surprised

CEASELESS WATCHER TURN YOUR GAZE and pls just help me not embarrass myself in social situations :(((

saw a good cow, BOUGHT a good cow. anyways this is martin

I can't do this anymore

HEY SO WHAT DID THAT ENDING MEAN HARLAN?? HARLAN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???? WHAT WAS THAT???? HELP????

i want this on my wall rn

I'm so normal right now

is it cool if I invite my decapitated head

do you guys think it’s annoying for the archivist to cry. I can imagine it with like 10 tissue boxes just struggling to contain all the tears from EVERY EYE

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"