If Remus (and Sirius) Had Raised Harry, There Definitely Would Have Been A Time When He Was Little That

the narnia fandom after hearing about netflix

once a king or queen of narnia, always a king or queen of narnia. may your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.

havfrue | a type of mermaid in scandinavian folklore known for prophecy and for the somber atmosphere around them

I NEED THIS STORY

Percy: The eagles won last night.

Jason: Oh you watched the game?

Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*

Percy: What game?

rick riordan made a lot of bad decisions but the worst of them may well have been thinking that percy would actually forget his and annabeth’s one month anniversary.......ok boomer

Books, what’s that?

I only read Fanfiction now.

Sure I read books!

Then I go and find a fanfiction about the book.

It’s sort of satisfying, reading a fanfiction about the book.

I like it.

So if you ask me what book I’m reading as I scroll through my phone and I look up guiltily and stammer all over the damn place it’s because I’m trying to remember a book I can lie about reading!

Thank you, and a good day/night/evening/morning.

darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose from the frothy sea, as resplendent as aphrodite on her scalloped chariot. margot datz.

Good Fanfic: “Hey sorry guys but I’ve lost interest in this story so I decided to end-“

Me:

Judge: How do you plead?

Leo: [looks at Piper]

Piper: [mouths “not guilty”]

Leo: Hot milky

Piper: *bangs head on desk* for fucks sake just lock him up.