Books, what’s that?
I only read Fanfiction now.
Sure I read books!
Then I go and find a fanfiction about the book.
It’s sort of satisfying, reading a fanfiction about the book.
I like it.
So if you ask me what book I’m reading as I scroll through my phone and I look up guiltily and stammer all over the damn place it’s because I’m trying to remember a book I can lie about reading!
Thank you, and a good day/night/evening/morning.
So! I am now reading Trials of Apollo, the Tyrants Tomb. I am on page 21 and have already gotten Rick Riordan feels. Of course what I mean by that is-
I love Rick Riordan because of the way he throws in gay, bisexual, all of that.
Also, because of the amazing cover!
Ignore my pink covers... lol
Anyways... MERRY CHRISTMAS
#trialsofapollo #rick #rickriordan #loveit #vibes #fandom #pjo #percy #jackson #percyjackson #annabethchase #greek #mythology #greekmythology #christmas #ihopethisisnotoffensive
Courage, dear heart.
I will never be able to explain the extent of my undying love for Annabeth Chase
My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?
Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*
My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*
Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*
My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.
Me: no...
My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.
My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...
Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN
*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????
So Estelle=Star
and if that’s the case…star like Bob and Zoe? I crying pls help.
Annabeth: It’s cold.
Percy : Here have my jacket.
Percy : It’s cold.
Annabeth : *sigh* I know that, Seaweed Brain. *cuddles Percy for body warmth*
Piper : It’s cold.
Jason : *calls on warm and summery winds* better?
Jason : It’s cold.
Piper : *charmspeaks* No it’s not, it’s warm.
Calypso : It’s cold.
Leo : *just heats himself up a bit and walks closer to Calypso*
Leo : It’s cold.
Calypso : *snorts* who am I talking to again? Just heat yourself up. You have fire powers for the gods sake.
Hazel : It’s cold.
Frank : *wraps arms around her shoulders*
Frank : It’s cold.
Hazel : *wraps arms around his waist because she can’t reach his shoulders*
Nico : It’s cold.
Will : Nico, I told you to put on a jacket but nooooo, I’ll be fine, it’s not that cold. Take my jacket, I have two. Doctors orders.
Will : It’s cold.
Nico : Will what do you want me to do? Hug you? You’ve been complaining that my hands are too cold for days. Give you a jacket? I don’t have one. Steal someone else’s? Um… ok.
Will : Nico forget it.
Alex : It’s cold.
Magnus : … uh yeah. Um you want my jacket or something? *blushing*
Magnus : It’s cold.
Alex : Too bad.
Idk what the fuck this is, but don’t act like it isn’t true.
Percy: The eagles won last night.
Jason: Oh you watched the game?
Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*
Percy: What game?
me finishing a fanfiction at 3am: thank you, next
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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