Au Where Jason Comes Back but Isn’t Quite The Same…

Harry: I want a dog

Sirius: you’ve got one. Me.

Harry: No, I want a REAL one.

Remus: Did you hear that Padfoot? He wants a REAL dog-

Sirius: Listen here you little-

and we’re too weak to quit a fandom

When you’re in the middle of reading Tyrants Tomb, they’re in the middle of a battle, and Apollo’s turning into a zombie but you have to go make a midnight snack to the kids and have to put your 1 year old to bed because he’s getting cranky-

OMGs I NEED TO FINISH THE BOOK BUT I CANT

another memorable scene from trials of apollo (insp)

Nero: I have an army!

Apollo: [blurts out defensively] We have Percy Jackson!

Mallory: I cant believe you and Magnus broke the bed.

Halfborn: You two must have gotten wild

Alex: haha…yeah..

[Flashback to earlier times]

Alex: I bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

the kane chronicles are way underrated man, those two are the best siblings and its so well written my two beans deserve more attention

Books, what’s that?

I only read Fanfiction now.

Sure I read books!

Then I go and find a fanfiction about the book.

It’s sort of satisfying, reading a fanfiction about the book.

I like it.

So if you ask me what book I’m reading as I scroll through my phone and I look up guiltily and stammer all over the damn place it’s because I’m trying to remember a book I can lie about reading!

Thank you, and a good day/night/evening/morning.

havfrue | a type of mermaid in scandinavian folklore known for prophecy and for the somber atmosphere around them