Nero: I Have An Army!

My younger sister announced she was going to marry Tom Holland when she grew up.

“It’s because Rayla is a hero. Rayla saves people. She’s brave. She does what’s right, even if it puts her own life in danger and even when the odds seem impossible. Even when it means her own people might misunderstand and turn against her. Rayla is selfless, strong, and caring. That’s what makes her a hero. That’s what makes her…Rayla. You are so…”

If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles

“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”

“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”

“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”

“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”

“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”

“I have to catch a flying golden shit”

“I’m dead, but not really”

“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”

“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”

“Wingardium Levifuckyou”

me after reading a plot twist in a book I’ve reread 50 times

Nico and Will seeing Alex and Magnus on a date while they’re on a quest, a concept 🥺 💕

Rayla: You can't follow me into fire!

Callum: Then don’t go running into fire!

In this house we stan Opeli !!

2020

Happy New Year Everyone! Feliz Año Nuevo! I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day and many blessings this year! And also, my writers block is finally FRICKING GONE AWAY SO WHOOOOOOOO

Anyways, hope you all had a lovely New Years Day!

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????