Oh Boy We're In That Time Of The Year When There Are People Out There On T-shirts But Also People With

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

Today I nutted in girlfriend, today was a good day.

I hate unfollowing people. like what if they find out I unfollowed them and then track me down and kill me

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Hey just pretend this post was really smart and funny okay

I finally started playing oneshot :)

Niko deserves a doodle

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.

man i really don't think so but okay i guess

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party