Today I Nutted In Girlfriend, Today Was A Good Day.

Saturday? No, you misheard me.

Satoadday.

Is the hat man making you upset? Did you try telling him off like we said?

Sighh...

Guys I'm happy to say my gender is officially goofball.

Tag all your goofball friends :D

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Trying to hold my laughter in chemistry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

They/them pussy

Deltarune kings be like

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage