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This is how it looks like to struggle with mental illness and developmental disorders.

EDITED : Credits go to Sillvi_illustrations

You can find him on insta.

So I was looking for 18th century paintings today and

The Guitarist by Jean-Baptiste-Greuze, 1755

@michelepetrelli contemporary artist. Su @crashart26 @crashart31 @crashirony

Severus and Regulus on the beach

Reg's and Sev's very hot Death Eater summer included:

- Appearing on a muggle beach right before the storm both wearing dark swimsuits

- Imperiusing muggles into buying them ice cream or giving them money (Reg doesn't need them but Snape might, back in Cokeworth)

- Trying out amortentia on guys present just to reject their lovesick confessions in mocking voices

- Blowing gum bubbles shaped like mini Dark Marks

- Experimental weather charms, amirite?

- Last but not least, bullying Peter who was unfortunate enough (although, who knows...) to mix in among the muggles. You can see that this encounter may have influenced his...tastes and loyalties in the future...

And it was all because Regulus wanted to get even with his brother who called them both sissies!

Do not try this at your local beach, kids! (Please don't take this too seriously, okay? I need to have fun once in a while.)

This surreal experience was important to be sharing with you people.

minerva: Severus Snape,,,

snape: yes mum

minerva:

What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

Me, when Mr. Darcy being unable to believe Jane loved Bingly because she does not show her emotions to others well but drops a proposal to Elizabeth out of nowhere because he doesn’t. Show. His. Emotions. To. Others. Well.

Mr. Darcy: Mr. Collins said “You never want to let a woman see you too eager to please her. Gives her too much power”.

Elizabeth Bennet: Really. And what did you have to say to that?

Mr. Darcy: I said I was completely under your power and happy to be there.

When people compare Kylo Ren and Rey to Darcy and Elizabeth

Yes, I am in love with both Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet. No, I couldn't just 'choose one', what do you mean? Yes, I am indeed terribly bisexual and an absolutely dumb-dumb for period dramas, strong females and sad, soft bois.

13 round pastel Elizabeth Bennet icons

as requested by @cantfightfatetoo​

4 more under the cut! Likes and reblogs always appreciated :)

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LOL IDK AHAHAHAHAHA

Darcy: "I like girls who read"

Elizabeth: *instantly slams closed the book she was reading*

Elizabeth Bennet: I'm not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.

Mr. Darcy: I can vouch for that.

I’ve been in a hell of a P&P mood lately, so here it comes (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

How The House Scene Really Went (ft Mii music)

Alternative title :

Mr Darcy’s impressive social skills

Enjoy y'all

I love how when explaining why he “broke up” Bingley and Jane to Elizabeth , Darcy is all like “I studied her and she wasn’t showing affection and she didn’t seem to like him that much based on very scientific observations of her behavior and I am obviously an expert on how to act around the one you are in love with ” when he is the most repressed person ever, he’s the guy who never shows his feelings or internal struggles (or when he does share his feelings for Elizabeth he ends up insulting her and her family lol great job Willie) and he’s out there judging people for doing the same… Dude, I love you but take a look in the mirror before you speak

Pride and Prejudice characters as Whose Line Is It Anyway quirks

Mr. Bennet

Mrs. Bennet

Jane Bennet

Lizzie Bennet

Mary Bennet

Kitty Bennet

Lydia Bennet

Charlotte: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.

Lizzie: Engaged?!

Charlotte:

honestly besides the romance my favorite part of pride and prejudice has to be how much of a complete Disaster the bennet family is,,,,,,,like mr bennet is sarcastic af and never tells his family anything until like the hour before it happens (“btw ur cousin that you’ve never even met before and who could throw ur asses out on the streets one day is coming for dinner at 4”),,,,,mrs bennet is the total Can I Speak To The Manager mom who always threatens to pass out even if she’s never passed out once in her entire life,,,,lydia practically stalks military men and was once voted most likely to run away from home forever for a laugh,,,,,kitty would probably burn the house down if lydia told her it was a good idea,,,,,mary is the epitome of that one person who memorizes only six lines from a textbook and says “knowledge is power” for three days after,,,,,,,,jane would practically apologize to someone who was stabbing her,,,,and im almost 1000% sure that elizabeth has at least once stood up on the dining room table and yelled at her family “fight me then” when she’s angry,,,,,,literally the original sitcom family

What the Bennet family is doing during quarantine...

- Mrs. Bennet would be panicking.

- Mr. Bennet will have locked himself in his library by day 2. 

- Jane is making WAY too much tea. 

- Lizzie is sneaking out every morning to get her walk in and hanging in her father’s library reading to him. 

- Mary knows everything there is to know about the virus, and won’t stop talking about it.

- Kitty is coughing which is causing Mrs. Bennet to panic even more. 

- Lydia is complaining about not being able to see the officers. 

BONUS:

 - Darcy isn’t impacted. He hasn’t left his house in mon– weeks… He hasn’t left his house in weeks.

- Bingley is speed walking laps around Netherfield because he’s worried about Jane and in desperate need of socialization and movement.

28: Severus Snape + Minerva McGonagall

Favourite colleagues pair.

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

snaters: if neville was the chosen one, snape would still be a d-

me: well if you wanna play the hypotheticals game, if the marauders didn't bully snape at every chance he might have not become a death eater in the first place

snaters:

When Severus gets very sad and locks himself in his quarters, Minerva in her animagus form would gather all the cats in the castle and they all shower him with affection. One cannot stay too sad when dozens of cats are keeping them from getting up from the floor and collectively giving him love.

be sure to take the time to kiss your cute girlfriend's snake hair 😚🐍

Snape: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad