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My god this is precious O///v///O

“Oh”, said brave Prince, “the death bites”.

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Teresa Lisbon as “Little Miss Fierce”

Why do you always expect the worst to happen for no reason! Why do you always think badly about yourself! Geez, you’re so difficult! Damn, you idiot! 

Don’t call me an idiot…

Have more Snape screencaps ^^

Snape didn't bother to mentor us before the second quidditch match. Suddenly when the final match arrived, he wanted to meet us (my OC and me) again and seemed passionate and demanding about slytherin team winning the quidditch cup.

I'd like to think that when one of Slytherin players got injured before the final match because of an accident involving a ravenclaw player, he got angry and wanted to make sure that Slytherin players would not be defeated because of this 😊💕💕 I love him

Slytherin team won the quidditch cup. Snape came to the celebration party and was uncomfortable and disturbed the whole time. It was amazing. Just look at him congratulating the players! He looks so stressed! 😂😂

I haven't included most of the screencaps from the party because I'm not a fan of how his face looked (he was so cranky you wouldn't believe it). I loved it when he said "You won the Quidditch Cup" with his sarcastic attitude and I wanted to include the screencap where he leaves the party like a boss but I didn't have enough space. I will include it in the next batch of screencaps, if you still want these :)

One of the golden screencaps I didn't manage to capture was the one were Snape SMIRKED in the first quidditch match. He hasn't smiled ever since and sometimes I'm not sure if it was real

I haven't read your message yet, but I know that you have amazing memes waiting 😄 this is fun!

WHY DON’T I GET NOTIFICATIONS?!

He’s so offended and done with parties!!😆😆 I really love that he always stands far from everyone. There’s a bunch of people and he just...stands as far as he can from them, classic Snape.

Oh God, he looks so mad!!! I love him so much😭🤣

He’s such a dad for Slytherin🥰💗, makes me jealous of you guys, in a nice way.

He’s like I don’t care for the sport, but you lot better win the cup.

And when you win he’s all...Well at least you did what I asked🤣🤣

Oh yess, Snape pics are like pet pics, I will never not want them!!

My memes were lame-ish and out of context, lool.

Thank you for the screencaps!!💗💗💓

Of OWLS and NEWTS

- Contrary to popular belief, there were students who liked the dour Potions Professor of Hogwarts.

- Most of those students only came to the conclusion they liked their professor during the latter part of their education. 

- The OWL students heard rumors of Snape’s slightly different attitude come handling the sixth and seventh years. It wasn’t common for the sixth years to request a pinch or slap after classes from their classmates to convince themselves they weren’t entirely dreaming of hallucinating.

- Snape wasn’t suddenly sunshines and rainbows on his sixth years, it was more like having an actual potions master demonstrate the techniques to his apprentice. These were the days they remembered that Severus Snape WAS a Potions Master, not just a licensed brewer or a mildly competent potions professor. 

- There were occasions that he makes mistakes and the students will stop what they were doing before getting back to work. Mistakes are lessons to be learned and even the best Potioneers drop jars of Lacewing flies sometimes.

- They sometimes get to watch him brew and anyone who watched him could swear that there was a musical accompaniment and that brewing was a dance Severus Snape has perfected through the years.

- He was harsher on their mistakes. He coaxes an answer from them rather than spoon-feeding them the information.

- The NEWT students focus on individual projects but they still had to brew difficult potions from time to time. His wrath is rarely seen, in its place is the snark doubling as if to compensate. 

- Severus Snape cursing was a treat for the seventh years. 

- The number of students passing their potions NEWT was the highest in Hogwarts history during Snape’s tenure. 

- The NEWT and OWL students laugh at the lower years. It wasn’t that Snape couldn’t reduce them to tears anymore but more like Snape helped them have some thick skin. They have the knowledge that whatever thing comes out of the professor’s mouth just needed to come out or else he’d skin them alive.

- Most of what comes out is surprisingly funny.

- They don’t warn new students about what to expect. Call it a right of a passage. 

- Seeing Snape with his hair tied back was distracting and also a guarded secret of the OWL and NEWT students.

- His recommendation letter for students applying for apprenticeship is a mere formality. Most Masters and Apothecaries accept students from Hogwarts as long as they survived Snape’s NEWT class.

- They didn’t have to like their professor, but he really was a great Potions Master. 

- His OWL and NEWT classes still hated his guts but they had a certain respect from him that wasn’t there during their younger years.

- Years later, most would recall potions class and shake their head, chuckling at why they were frightened to begin with.

So wait...

A “simple” spy is someone who works for the enemy. This is Snape as a Death Eater trying to spy on Dumbledore.

A double agent is someone who seems to work for the enemy but is actually betraying them with them thinking the spy is loyal. That’s Snape during the 1st Wizarding War, betraying Voldemort and working for Dumbledore.

A deep-cover agent is a person who still works as a spy, for a prolonged period of time (months or years), infiltrating the enemy and taking posts of responsibility and importance in the war, gathering precious information while cutting off all communication with his side of the war until they are “woken up”. That’s what Voldemort thought Snape was doing in becoming a member of the Order, a Potions Professor and Dumbledore’s (fake, but in reality not fake) spy, only to reveal himself as a true Death Eater after all.

A triple agent is someone who acts as if they betray the enemy but who’s really working for them, making the target believe a (false) tale of betrayal. That’s what Voldemort believes about his spy after his resurrection, when Snape tells him he’s “spun a tale of deepest remorse” to Dumbledore.

A quadruple (?)/fourth-time agent is someone who says that they faked a betrayal to the enemy but who’s really betraying them: they’re “faking a tale of false betrayal to the enemy”. That’s Snape who did betray Voldemort and made him think he convinced Dumbledore of a betrayal that was fake... although it was not.

Dammit Snape that’s a lot 😰

Cat NO likey!

Pawttery

On one hand, I relate to Crowley. I too am a chaotic mess yearning for love, have some complicated feelings towards God, would play Queen 24/7 in my car, get a snake tattoo, walk around like im the coolest person alive knowing deep down that aint true, take a century long nap, care for people more than i let on. On the other hand, I relate to Aziraphale. I too am a chaotic mess yearning for love, get anxious and stressed easily, love food too much, want to be a proud owner of a small london bookshop, likes to take things slow, am behind on the times, get overly attatched to the things i love, and have a bunch of decisions I regret.

This… this is the best thing I ever drew. I will never top this.

Okay y’all

like for sirius

reblog for snape

i’m just tryna see something

The reason Severus sleeps in nightshirts instead of pjs...(headcanon)

When Severus was very little, at around 4 or 5, this one time his pjs were in the wash and  Eileen put him to sleep wearing one of Tobias´ old flannel shirts. Severus started to prefer that shirt to his regular pjs because the shirt was big, warm and cozy, and it smelled like his dad. At that time Tobias wasn´t drinking that much and he wasn´t violent or abusive just yet, so sleeping in his shirt was soothing and comforting to little Sev, particularly when Tobias had to work late shifts and wasn´t around to kiss him goodnight.

As an adult Severus still has the faint, unconscious and vague memory of an oversized shirt as a token of his dad as he was before it all went to shit and Tobias became his worst nightmare. It makes him feel safe, but he honestly doesn´t know why, on a conscious level.

OK bones

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

multifandom meme; 1/∞ relationships: eddie kaspbrak and richie tozier (stephen king’s it) “man he had hated it when richie had called him eds. but he had sort of liked it, too. it had been something like a secret name, a secret identity. a way to be people that had nothing to do with their parents fears, hopes and constant demands. richie tozier couldn’t do his beloved voices for shit, but maybe he knew how important it was for creeps like them to sometimes be different people.”

—“From the moment I met Robin Tunney, I looked at her and I said, ‘You will be mine’.” -Simon about Robin

—“He is my TV husband and I love him. He’s very handsome so he’s fun to look at all day long. And he has very nice hair.” -Robin about Simon

*fire alarm goes off in hogwarts*

slytherins: *dances to the beat of the alarm*

snape: EVACUATE YOU LITTLE SHITS

Lizzie, rejecting Darcy’s proposal: “And what about Mr. Wickham? What excuse can you give for your behavior towards him? He told me of his misfortunes.”

Mr Darcy:

Lizzie: “That you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment! That you ruined, perhaps forever, the happiness of a most beloved sister! That you -”

Mr Darcy:

i'm literally begging you to help us defend our freedom of speech. we have eight days.

please reblog this post, especially if you live outside of the philippines. please help us.

i didn't make the carrd, but it's one of the most useful links right now. #JunkTerrorBillNow needs the most urgency, but there are other issues present too.

i'm begging you all to reblog.

This is really sad

Never forget Severus was willing to go down the Shrieking Shack

(and no, I'm not victim blaming)

The fact I dislike Sirius so much, and all the people who protected him and closed their eyes on his actions when he was a student, is because there is something else in that "prank" he played on Severus, like the fandom likes to call a near murder, that I find even more terrible than the attempted murder itself or the fact he used one of his best friends, nearly ruining his life and putting blood on his hands. It is Severus' behaviour that is the most telling and disturbing.

All Sirius had to do was tell him how to get into the Shrieking Shack. He didn't force him, he didn't pull him and abandoned him there, didn't threaten him to go down the tunnel. He just told him how to do it, and Severus did. Imagine the amount of abuse one has to have been through already, to willingly do what your bully told you to do. Severus was a brilliant person, and he was not a fool. He knew everything that came from the Marauders was a threat. And still, he decided to go down the tunnel, knowing something most certainly dangerous and forbidden took place there. He was so desperate to get rid of his tormentors he was willing to break the school rules and put himself in danger to expose them. Just imagine the mental state you must be in to do that. Sirius used Severus' trauma to try and murder him, he used his nearly irrational fear of them to harm him even more. He knew Severus would do anything to have them expelled as he told Harry. Severus was so damaged he was willing to go down the Shrieking Shack if it gave him any chance to get them expelled.

This is so horrible it hurts, and a situation than can be found with real victims of bullying. They are willing to do anything that would help ease their own suffering. It can be many things, from self-harm to becoming a bully yourself, or suicide.

And we know Severus must have thought, when he saw Lupin, "at least now they have to be expelled". He must have been relieved while he was nearly killed - so imagine how he felt after. When Dumbledore put all responsibility on him and let Sirius stay at the school. Showing him his life was worth nothing, while it already meant so little to Severus at the time, and this did not change.

Severus was so desperate, so abused already, that it did not matter to him anymore the risks he took if he could be freed from the bullying. He wasn't helped by anyone so he took the matter in his own hands.

In the hand, he nearly got himself killed in his attempt to be set free from his tormentors. And Dumbledore closed his eyes and looked away, while such behaviour should have alerted him on young Severus' extreme suffering and bad mental state.

So NEVER minimize the effects bullying can have on someone. Reminder that Severus is a perfect fictional example:

"Mona O'Moore of the Anti-Bullying Centre at Trinity College in Dublin, has written, "There is a growing body of research which indicates that individuals, whether child or adult, who are persistently subjected to abusive behavior are at risk of stress related illness which can sometimes lead to suicide." Those who have been the targets of bullying can suffer from long term emotional and behavioral problems. Bullying can cause loneliness, depression, anxiety, lead to low self-esteemand increased susceptibility to illness. Bullying has also been shown to cause maladjustment in young children, and targets of bullying who were also bullies themselves exhibit even greater social difficulties. A mental health report also found that bullying was linked to eating disorders, anxiety, body dysmorphia and other negative psychological effects."

- Wikipedia

Art by Gei (@tenber20)

Mi versión de Harry Potter

I really really love the HeroxVillain dynamic and when media explores how gay it is and the weird love/hate relationship they tend to have. SUCH AS:

- Lego batman x Joker

- the Genghis Khan music video (iconic…one of my fav things of all time…this is EXACTLY what im talking about)

- Megamind touches on these themes a bit, though not as blatantly (or should i say…gaytantly..even so..Megamind is a bi icon)

- Wander x Hater

Does anyone know of any other media that has this dynamic? Its my favourite so I want to know if there’s more! 

Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face