Matt Hancock Has Been In The Jungle For All Of 5 Mins And I’m Already Annoyed At Him. Didn’t Know

You know you’ve hit a new low when you realise that 12 year old you was more stable than you are right now after reading your diary from when you were 12

Ginny: *pisses off Ron (naturally)*

Harry: Gin say sorry

Ron:

Ginny:

Ginny: *rolls eyes* unfuck you or whatever

A reenactment of what just happened between me and my parents through James and Remus.

Remus: *walks outside with bagel ready to go back to the summerhouse and do school*

James: have you got any water?

Remus: *spins around and begins to walk back to house whilst half a bagel in mouth*

If anyone knows of any good Remus Lupin fanfics that are completed then please tell me I’m so bored

Everyone yell at me to do my homework that’s due in tomorrow instead of leaving it for tonight please

HAPPY NEW YEAR

We love being in a hyperactive mood where I randomly get a burst of energy do some homework try watch TikTok to go back into the no motivation mode to sleep realise it’s 11 and I have to pretend to be asleep to not piss off my parents and still have too much energy

Ok so we’ve all heard of the ‘right person wrong time’ trope but what if there was a ‘wrong person right time’ trope. Like I feel like it would chaotic and angsty and different and fun to write. Please tell me I’m not the only one who has thought of this.

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I’ve got the fucking squid games theme song stuck in my head and it needs to fuck off before I fall asleep because I refuse to go into school again tired asf because my brain decided it was gonna throw a fit the night before and not shut up