Maybe Some Cock Warming With Eric? I Really Miss This Big Man

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

Remember when John had a bird? Iconic.

Drunken Stonesy… part 2.

Can you write something about John being jealous of the fact that whilst he's at training you're at home with pickford and he's coming home ready to shout at you both because he thinks something's going on but when he walks in he sees you holding Jordan's son and he's rushing to your side all anger gone because that's his girl holding a baby and when they leave he's asking for a baby "I know I've already got one but she ain't a baby anymore, can we have one, something to show our love"

He’s on his way back from his bad training session, distracted the entire time after you sent him a text saying Jordan is coming round and he couldn’t get it out of his head the entire day. And he’s pulling into the driveway, hoping out the car, agitated at the thought of you and Pickford spending the entire day together, his mind wandering with possibilities. And he walks through the front door, making no exclamation of his arrival, expecting the worst. Instead he freezes, met with the sight of you holding Jordan’s son, all of the anger and annoyance that had built up throughout the morning dissipating at the image. And he’s slowly walking up to you - his girl, holding a child - and he’s kissing your cheek, greeting Jordan, eyes having to tear themselves away from you. So when Jordan leaves John’s arms are immediately around your waist as the door closes, leaning into your neck from behind, swaying you back and forth. ‘I know I’ve already got one and I love her to pieces but can we have one? One that’s ours. To show our love?’

A well needed win

I don’t think this in The questions but why is Newcastle your team? Like for example my team is Liverpool because Stevie Gerard won my heart many years ago x

Hi anon!

I never really liked football as a kid I’m gonna he honest. My family wasn’t very into sports much. But I went out with a Newcastle fan, went to every home match whilst I was with him (which was a year so like one season of matches) and he constantly talked about it and now even though I’m no longer with him I got too obsessed and immersed to let go. So yeah that’s why I support Newcastle. I’m not actually originally from Newcastle I’m from around it so I never had the football culture that exists in Newcastle, hence my not supporting them in the first place

Free kicks like Messi’s just remind me that football takes thought and it’s not always just men running around with big dick energy frustrating the hell out of me?!? Like it’s not just dumb luck, the amount of thought put in by and talent that man has is unreal.

john stones + bernardo silva

honestly i look up to tom holland’s version of spider-man because i too really want to date zendaya

Cause of death. This.