I Don’t Think This In The Questions But Why Is Newcastle Your Team? Like For Example My Team Is Liverpool

i can’t believe all it took to convince tony stark to literally invent time travel and save the fucking universe was looking at 1 (one) picture of peter parker

“My Team” football asks:

Which team is ‘your team’?

If you have more than one, why?

What’s your team’s nickname or fan nickname?

Who is your favourite player currently playing for your team?

Who is your favourite legend from your team?

Have you ever been to your team’s stadium?

Have you ever seen a match your team was playing (home or away)? Which one?

Which past player do you wish played for your team?

Which currently active player(s) do you wish played for your team?

Which is your least favourite player for your team and why?

Who is most underrated player that has ever played for your team?

Who is the most underrated player currently playing for your team?

Which season’s home kit for your team is your favourite?

Which season’s away kit for your team is your favourite?

Which season’s third kit for your team is your favourite?

Which team is the historical ‘big enemy’ of your team?

Which team do you consider the actual enemy of your team?

Who is your favourite manager of all time for your team?

Who is your least favourite manager of all time for your team?

Is your team’s social media management any good? Why?

Is your team’s app any good? Why?

Do you like your team’s colours?

Is your team local to you?

Is your team from your country/nationality?

Do any players from your team play for your national team?

Which is your favourite goal scored one behalf of your team?

Which is your favourite match of all time played by your team?

Which is your least favourite match of all time played by your team?

What is the greatest or most meaningful trophy or accolade won by your team?

Do you like your team’s crest?

If you managed your team as of right now, what three things would you do immediately?

If you were a football player, would you want to play for your team?

How well do you know the history of your team?

Do you have a national team? Who is it?

Do you identify with or like your national team?

Do you identify with a national team that isn’t your own and why?

Who is your least favourite player for your national team and why?

Who is most underrated player that has ever played for your national team?

Who is the most underrated player currently playing for your national team?

Have you ever been to your national team’s stadium?

Have you ever seen a match your national team was playing (home or away)? Which one?

Who is your favourite player currently playing for your team?

Which of your national team’s home kits are your favourite?

Which of your national team’s away kits are your favourite?

What’s the nickname of your national team?

If you could change anything about your national team, what would it be?

Do you love your club team (or teams) or your national team more?

Do you like your national team’s manager?

Who are your greatest rivals of your national team?

Which player who doesn’t play for your national team do you wish could change nationality to play for you?

Kyle trying to escape having to speak in front of the crowd and putting it on John instead….

Eric and Dele

Switzerland vs. England, 09.06.2019

Fluffy Winks! Maybe something where his girl is stressed because of job and overworking herself. Then it's finally friday and weekend. And he makes sure she gets a rest; maybe some cuddling, bath or something.

Ugh I love him he’s like a puppy x

And you’d wander into his house, collapse on the sofa, hearing him pattering about upstairs but you’re too tired to go see what he’s doing, too stressed to even think about him and you’re thinking about work, pulling out your laptop and finishing things off - despite it being Friday. And he’s coming downstairs with a cheery ‘hi’, closing your laptop and talking you by the hand, ignoring your protests of having to finish your work. And he’s shushing you with ‘you can’t do good work if you’re stressed, like I can’t play good football when I’m stressed’ and he’s pulling you into the bathroom, a bubble bath inside and lit with candles. Then he starts undressing you, and you climb in, with Harry sat on the floor by the side, kissing you occasionally, listening, letting you get it all out and hugging your top half lightly - ‘I don’t want to get too wet’ he’d laugh. And you’d think about all the work you have to do for a split second second, but one look into his puppy dog eyes and it all melts away, the only thought now: ‘babe, are you not getting a dead leg?’. And of course he is. For you.

football has literally made me forget about all the fandoms i was part of before wtf i used to watch like 15 shows per season and now i just spend my time watching men in shorts kick a ball like an idiot

TELL ME HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH

If you’re doing a multi chapter story then obviously John Stones is your man lol

Oh yeah of course! It will be on John lets be honest here, I’ll just have to think of a plot and write one now

Send me blurbs

Send me blurbs, I still have some in my inbox but I’m having writers block so I need to find some I’m inspired for. To everyone who’s sent me something, I’ll get to it! Also everyone who sent me a sancho blurb: I want to familiarise my self with him first before I write.

Can y’all believe this is the man that was assigned as the love of my life ????????????? part 2..