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arguing with bae™ on pitch | everton vs. man city | february 6th, 2019

him…… in this kit…….. with that messy hair…… yelling…… i just…… W O W……..

Don’t feel bad about not writing. I haven’t written in like 3 years (pretty sure everyone thinks I’m dead) lol. At least you’re still somewhat active and haven’t completely disappeared. That would suck if you just left with no warning. Sorry you’ve hurt your leg. How did you manage that if you don’t mind my asking?

Hey anon,

Thank you this was so sweet! And I just feel guilty when I get asks in my inbox and just can’t manage to answer them, I do try to be active though, although I’m fairly sure most people follow me for my blurbs so I feel bad about it. I’ll probably be at the same stage as you in 3 years tbh. I have no idea what I’ve done to my leg but I can’t stand up on it without a shooting pain down my leg so that’s fun.

Hope you have a nice day, lovely anon x

Just throwing it out there

send me a number 🖤

1. are you religious?

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

3. how do you take your coffee?

4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

5. museum date or aquarium date?

6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?

7. favorite fruits?

8. favorite vegetables?

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

10. do you cry a lot?

11. who are your closest friends?

12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

13. do you play any video games?

14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?

15. what color is most of your wardrobe?

16. what do you like to do for fun?

17. what is your biggest fear?

18. name a subject you know a lot about.

19. favorite fictional characters?

20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?

21. how would you describe your style?

22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

24. do you think you’re a good singer?

25. who do you live with?

26. favorite desserts?

27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

28. favorite makeup brands?

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

30. what was your first job?

31. do you take a lot of naps?

32. what is your favorite part about your body?

33. are you more dominant or more submissive?

34. are you more outgoing or more shy?

35. how tall are you?

36. what is your body type?

37. favorite flower?

38. favorite planet?

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

42. who is your biggest inspiration?

43. do you have any kinks?

44. do you own any pets?

45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?

46. do you like sports?

47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?

48. what is your favorite kind of food?

49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?

50. what is your instagram?

51. glossy lips or matte lips?

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

53. what are your best personality traits?

54. what is your ethnicity?

55. what different hair colors have you had?

56. favorite disney princess?

57. favorite album of 2017?

58. have you ever had braces?

59. favorite holiday?

60. post a selfie.

61. are you a good swimmer?

62. do you wear jewelry?

63. can you play any instruments?

64. do you have any siblings?

65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?

66. who knows the most about you?

67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?

68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

70. ask any question you’d like.

omg do some Frenkie de Jong xx

I have some in my inbox that I’ll get around to between now and the next few days x

Jesse lingard fluff plssse I need this rn x

A sleepy ‘hey babe’ is whispered as he enters the house, wrapping his arms around your waist that’s clad in a jersey with his name on. Face in your neck, smelling your hair, whispering how beautiful you are as you lead him to the sofa. He places his head on your lap, you brushing your fingers over his cheek, gazing at each other, speaking nonsense to one another other about each other’s day. You complaining about that one person at work you hate, him laughing along and saying how you should ‘just leave already’ and it’s private and intimate and he’s staring at you as you speak, watching the words fall from your lips onto his dead ears because he’s not listening he’s thinking. Thinking about how much he wants this. How much he wants you. And suddenly hes softly kissing you, sweeping his hand over your face and then his tired smiling face is all you see for the rest of the night, both of you falling together wrapped up on the sofa, both of you hoping it’ll happen over and over again.

Forever love for my first anon request x

HES ALIVE AND LOOKING FINE AS HELL

can we please get John eating you out... especially with that stubble 😍😍

that stubble my god

and he’s kissing up your thighs, nearing where you want him, stubble scratching at your skin as you lace your fingers through his hair, trying to pull him to the place he’s needed. And he’s smirking against your skin as his blue eyes connect straight with yours, head immediately dipping, licking and sucking on your clit, and you’re moaning, head thrown back in pleasure.

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