"Its Not Corny, Its Camp. Its Not Corny, Its Camp. Its Not Corny, Its Camp." I Chant As I Read The Corniest

Watcing medic tf2 thirst edits while i have the most runny, hot, toe curling, feel like throwing up, head in my hands, holding back tears, spray shit of my life. call the fire brigade

Ok i dont care if im being a hater but i hate those videos of guys playing electric guitar over x pop song.

I just saw a video of a guy playing guitar over sabrina carpenters juno and the caption being "adding a guitar solo" or something like that.

THE SONG ALREADY HAS A GUITAR SOLO. AND HE WAS PLAYING OVER THE ALREADY THERE GUITAR SOLO. WHAT WAS THE POINT. TELL ME. WHAT WAS BEING ADDED. AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!! HE WAS JUST PLAYING KINDA THE SAME THING AND IT DIDNT SOUND THAT DIFFERENT.

No because why do these guys, that all all have the same hair cut and whispy moustache btw, feel a need to sit there, bite their lip and add NOTHING to a song.

What did coco channel say. 'Before you leave, look in the mirror and take one thing off.'

(The nothing burger electric guitar is what should to be taken off, if you arent following along)

And yes this is might be sexist, because yes i do think its okay when a woman does it. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING!!! Whether it's Making the song sound more metal or punk etc or adding a bass guitar solo or whatever, ITS TEN TIMES MORE CREATIVE THAN WHATEVER BLONDE BOY #9,000,001 IS DOING, AND ILL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

And these all pricks in the comments going "omg it sounds so good!" YEAH, IT DOES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG, AND THE ORIGINAL SONG IS GOOD. Except its WORSE because this cunt, who should really be staring in a wattpad movie, is sitting here doing 0 + 100 AND YOU CLAPPED. YOU CLAPPED AND YOU CHEERED!

And im not trying to say they are untalented, because theyre not. They are playing the original melody and chords and that does take talent! As a drummer, i couldnt (and quite frankly dont want to) replicate this. What im saying is, is that i find the fanfare and fireworks for uncreativity TRULY puzzling and infuriating.

People always say, "we need to take microphones away from men." I propose we ban the sale of electric guitars to white boys with a mullet because if THIS is what they are doing with them, i dont think its worth it.

If you are one of these guys reading this, please sleep so well tonight knowing my blood pressure spikes at the thought of you and i mean that so genuinely. My hatred of you and your craft is very irrational.

At the end of the day, this is my personal opinion and you shouldnt take to heart what a rando 16 year old is saying on tumblr. You get that bag bro, i dont believe in you.

(However if this prompts you to shave that moustache then i can smile as i go to bed knowing i made the world, just a bit, of a better place.)

Can we bring back asking celebrities the stupidest questions in interviews, that shit is so fucking funny

No coz why was that guy asking britany spears if shes ever licked a battery, her reaction had me giggling.

*dead serious* Have you ever licked a battery?

Licked a battery?????🤨🤨🤨 no...

Please all these cookie cutter interviews are no fun

What a day. Roasted marshmellows over a barely scented candle and watched hannah montana.

Its the beeessst of both wooorlds!!!!

Was thinking about the daffodil field scene in bridgerton with eloise and pen and i wont lie if i was eloise i would have been like "what are we" coz that shit was crazy romantical.

Like as a blind viewer that hasnt (and will not) read the books, to me, sitting in a field of flowers, under the moonlight, having a deep conversation, i would think im getting proposed to

And bridgerton isnt stranger to tropey romance cliches so you could colour me surprised (disappointed) when those girls didnt kiss

Anyway, peneloise shipper 4lyfe 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Ive hated the act of cave diving for years and the recent trend of people making fun of it on tiktok has given me the validation to rant about it.

Cave diving is such a suicidal activity. How do you hear about a place called "Thats The Size Of A Shoelace" or "Bing Bang Soup' and think 'holy shit i NEED to get my ass in there!'

Why???? For clout? For bragging rights?? Did you lose a bet???

These type of caves have signs on them like 'hey moron, if you go in that hole over there, you'll get stuck and die of dehydration. No, you cant sue.'

Not to sound like john krammer but i swear to god people who do this shit have such a lack of a appreciation for their life. How are you born with NEGATIVE self preservation instinct.

And of course people that have died while cave diving is very unfortunate but i cant help but think of a certain song about train safety from 2012.

There are other dangerous, potentially life threatening activities you can do such as sky diving. However its really unlikely for something to go wrong and that kind of thing gives you the adrenaline rush people seek in cocaine.

Cave diving is slowly crawing through a tunnel as big as a possums tail and slowly paniking when you realise youve lost feeling in your arms and cant move to get out. The only thing youre getting in there is light headed and a loss of circulation.

Some people truly understand the meaning of free will and use it to spite god.

For some reason im such a slut for british accents even though i am british myself.

Maybe its because i have a financially challenged accent, not what would be considered a posh one and thats why they are so apealing to a broke bitch such as myself.

Extra context, im not a northerner, i am from the south of england (or what is considered south) so my accent can be mistaken for a "proper" british accent by the untrained ear but putting me next to someone from cambridge, there would be a noticable difference.

Anyway, if you are from sussex, hit my line😘😘😘😘

This has been in my notes app for months and i have no clue what prompted it

I was onto something tho,,,

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

I love my dog so much. She gives me the worst case of cuteness aggression im actually scared i might hurt her one day because i love her so much.

She has no idea i would kill battalions of men and women for her. I come home from college and she runs up to me, so happy to see me, and im so happy to see her.

Sometimes i feel like shes too cool to be friends with me. I love that girl so much. My baby. My little buba. My puppy doggy. Shes my little baaaaby.