Learning how to be a warrior was typically a fairly important part of an Ancient Greek prince’s education. That would likely be the case in Ithaca too as we can see with Odysseus even as a boy. No untrained child would have been able to defeat Athena’s boar so he clearly was taught to fight. So why was Telemachus not given the same? There’s perfectly able guards so it wouldn’t be from a lack of people to teach him.
Then I started thinking about how much more threatened by his presence the suitors would be if Telemachus could hold his own in combat. His mere existence is already a claim to the throne but they see him as unfit and too soft for the crown. They might not have waited so long to try to get rid of him if that perception didn’t hold. So Penelope might have intentionally withheld that part of his studies to make him seem less dangerous to the suitors.
No one would have thought twice about pushing around someone they knew could take it no matter their age, but the way that Telemachus says that they’re “getting” dangerous in ‘Legendary’ implies that it’s a new development. Sure, they could just be tired of waiting (which certainly still plays a part) but fighting an untrained twenty year old sounds much better than fighting an untrained fourteen year old.
My lil pencil got to lil so I innovated
I will have him to the end of time
He is the one true god
BEHOLD the fic that caused @morroswaterbucket to spew water from their eyes like Poseidon's gift to the Athenians
Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"
Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"
[shocked Kai Expression™]
Lloyd:
Lloyd: "it's an honest question"
Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"
Lloyd: "obviously yeah"
Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"
Lloyd: "don't worry about it"
Lloyd: I need a hug.
Morro: Of course you need hugs, you repulsive affectionate pulp.
Lloyd: I'm the Green Ninja.
Morro: Shut up shut uP SHUT UP.
Lloyd: MMMMMMMMM green.
Morro: I WILL END YOU.
Lloyd: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
So.. is there like a canon reason why he’s still obsessed with being the green ninja after all these years? I’ve always just assumed that it’s because he died and is now forever stuck in the mindset he had when it happened with no chance of ever growing and becoming more than he had been. But let me know if there’s an actual reason that’s been stated either in the show or by the creators.
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Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"
Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"
Ooc: This is arguably my most popular blog so I’m gonna try my hand at one of these because I struggle with self care.
At 5 notes I will brush my hair
At 10 notes I will brush my teeth
At 15 notes I will take a shower
At 20 notes I will do some laundry
At 25 notes I’ll touch grass
At 30 notes I’ll put the laundry away
At 35 notes I’ll do homework
At 40 notes I’ll charge my laptop
At 45 notes I’ll read something for fun
At 50 notes I’ll wash my face
At 55 notes I’ll clean my glasses
At 60 notes I’ll eat a snack
At 65 notes I’ll do any dishes I have
At 70 notes I’ll drink water
At 75 notes I’ll clean out my ears (like with a q-tip)
At 80 notes I’ll take a nap (if I’m at school then I’ll do it after school)
At 85 notes I’ll drink more water
At 90 notes I’ll clean my nails
At 95 notes I’ll read something for school
At 100 notes throw out trash in my room
At 150 notes I’ll cook something for myself
At 200 notes I’ll ask how to use the dishwasher
At 250 notes I’ll throw away any trash my dogs left behind
At 300 notes I’ll clean out my backpack
At 400 notes I’ll use floss
At 500 notes I’ll wash all the stuff in my drawers that smells from forever of not wearing it
At 600 notes I’ll put on sunscreen
At 700 notes I’ll maybe stop listening to Epic the Musical on loop
At 800 notes I’ll memorize all of Athena’s lines in Epic
At 900 notes I’ll post my Beetlejuice inspired nails
At 1,000 notes I’ll post the toe nails to go with the finger nails but y’all can’t make fun of my grippers
At 2,000 notes I’ll work up the courage to ask my mom for the next HOO book
More to be added!
Okay, so everyone knows that the elemental dragons haven’t been used for a while (Season 8 was when they stopped if I remember correctly). The usual explanation is just that the writers forgot or thought they made the ninja too powerful. But! What if the ninja can’t use them? The dragons are all about facing your insecurities and problems then accepting them, but they’ve all been earning enough trauma over the years that they aren’t able to do that anymore. It’s all been piling up until the dragons began to refuse their call.
Cole: "WHAT’S YOUR TYPE"
Kai "tall, pretty smile, blue eyes,,,"
Cole, desperately, as Kai bleeds out: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE "
Kai: "oh"
Kai looks down: "red"
Zane: "B positive"
Cole: "THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE POSITIVE, ZANE"
Zane: