I Noticed This A While Ago And Just Forgot To Post It, But Whenever Somebody Tries To Manipulate Kai

Cole: "i have the height advantage."

Jay: "your kneecaps don't."

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

So I was just in the shower, thinking about lines to use for one of my WIP fics, when what will probably be my best one ever hit. “You tread a very dangerous path. Pray that you can trust the light guiding you.” And where the hell did that come from?! It doesn’t even have anything to do with the story???

Who do you guys think Bruce Wayne gets shipped with the most by Gotham citizens? Like in-universe.

I am extremely honored to take part in this tradition.

And Legendary from Epic: The Musical.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Ooc: This is arguably my most popular blog so I’m gonna try my hand at one of these because I struggle with self care.

At 5 notes I will brush my hair

At 10 notes I will brush my teeth

At 15 notes I will take a shower

At 20 notes I will do some laundry

At 25 notes I’ll touch grass

At 30 notes I’ll put the laundry away

At 35 notes I’ll do homework

At 40 notes I’ll charge my laptop

At 45 notes I’ll read something for fun

At 50 notes I’ll wash my face

At 55 notes I’ll clean my glasses

At 60 notes I’ll eat a snack

At 65 notes I’ll do any dishes I have

At 70 notes I’ll drink water

At 75 notes I’ll clean out my ears (like with a q-tip)

At 80 notes I’ll take a nap (if I’m at school then I’ll do it after school)

At 85 notes I’ll drink more water

At 90 notes I’ll clean my nails

At 95 notes I’ll read something for school

At 100 notes throw out trash in my room

At 150 notes I’ll cook something for myself

At 200 notes I’ll ask how to use the dishwasher

At 250 notes I’ll throw away any trash my dogs left behind

At 300 notes I’ll clean out my backpack

At 400 notes I’ll use floss

At 500 notes I’ll wash all the stuff in my drawers that smells from forever of not wearing it

At 600 notes I’ll put on sunscreen

At 700 notes I’ll maybe stop listening to Epic the Musical on loop

At 800 notes I’ll memorize all of Athena’s lines in Epic

At 900 notes I’ll post my Beetlejuice inspired nails

At 1,000 notes I’ll post the toe nails to go with the finger nails but y’all can’t make fun of my grippers

At 2,000 notes I’ll work up the courage to ask my mom for the next HOO book

More to be added!

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

@hootylover2000 You and I shall share the luck.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

such a supportive mother!