Lloyd: "where's The Coffee Maker?"

capcom i'm not fucking calling him that. i hope you know that

Nico: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation

Will: Nico, no-

Nico: It's like being dead without the commitments

Nico: An open relationship with death

Nico: Death with benefits

So one of my friends just had someone tell them that their friend had a crush on my friend. The response? “I’m gay.” It was wonderful to witness.

Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"

Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"

Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"

Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"

[shocked Kai Expression™]

Lloyd:

Lloyd: "it's an honest question"

Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"

Lloyd: "obviously yeah"

Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"

Lloyd: "don't worry about it"

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Cole: "WHAT’S YOUR TYPE"

Kai "tall, pretty smile, blue eyes,,,"

Cole, desperately, as Kai bleeds out: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE "

Kai: "oh"

Kai looks down: "red"

Zane: "B positive"

Cole: "THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE POSITIVE, ZANE"

Zane:

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

I am Emily. Lady of liberty. Bringer of death. Fear me for I don’t have a clue.

@hootylover2000

New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

@abscshshhd @aneptunicperson @breadinhaler3 @bonsai-is-a-bottle-of-oj @boughtmender @dykeden @eatin-bread-n-cryin @earth2enpysea @feathereye12 @fluffyyyfrog9000 @faerieofthenight @geooo0oo @happylittleduckboy @hansel-the-idiot @juan1dupree23 @kakashiwearingthegetaboshihat875 @mentally-tori-261 @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @shortmomma1993 @themuseinthewoods @unnamed-enby @zithergilt

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol