Capcom I'm Not Fucking Calling Him That. I Hope You Know That

I accidentally put body wash in my hair last night and WTH?? Why is this the softest my hair has ever been?

I love the fact that, in real life, you can tell when I get excited because I do this thing with my hand that makes my bracelet jingle.

Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"

Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"

[shocked Kai Expression™]

Lloyd:

Lloyd: "it's an honest question"

Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"

Lloyd: "obviously yeah"

Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"

Lloyd: "don't worry about it"

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Cole: "i'm here to pick up my idiots"

Cop: "uh,,, who are your idiots??"

Cole: "oh, you must be new here"

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Bring it on. I shall destroy you. Your bloodline would end on the battlefield.

One side conceding is counted as the other side winning

Cole: "i have the height advantage."

Jay: "your kneecaps don't."

I just slammed my wrist in a barn door while I gave the horses hay. I have bruises on both sides of it now.

Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"

Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"