Late night sketch of Poe :]
Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"
Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"
[shocked Kai Expression™]
Lloyd:
Lloyd: "it's an honest question"
Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"
Lloyd: "obviously yeah"
Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"
Lloyd: "don't worry about it"
Okay, so everyone knows that the elemental dragons haven’t been used for a while (Season 8 was when they stopped if I remember correctly). The usual explanation is just that the writers forgot or thought they made the ninja too powerful. But! What if the ninja can’t use them? The dragons are all about facing your insecurities and problems then accepting them, but they’ve all been earning enough trauma over the years that they aren’t able to do that anymore. It’s all been piling up until the dragons began to refuse their call.
Ninjago au where the serpentine still see lloyd as an annoying little brat but also recognize he’s still just a kid and that given the chance Pythor would absolutely eat him alive so the rest of the season is the ninja and the snake generals trying to protect Lloyd from Pythor and shenanigans ensue
Also the serpentine and the ninja refuse to communicate so they both think that the other is out to hurt lloyd/put him back into Darkley’s boarding school.
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the thing about Light is that he thinks the average person’s reaction to just about anything is to be completely unfazed. He genuinely thinks that having any sort of reaction (shock, joy, sadness, anger) to crazy news is suspicious and that a normal person would never have a reason to be surprised by anything
which is EXACTLY what makes L 10000x more suspicious of him
he's gone now
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
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Pythor: Ah, it's so sad to look down on all the little people losing to me.
Lil'Loyd: Ohohohoohh- I know exactly where to kick you so you're back on the same level real quick.