Latest Posts by starlight68912 - Page 7

Me:

Here lies starlight. She was talking too much

I mean it's not wrong

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

Disney+: We made an Artemis Fowl adaptation!

Me: You screwed up a perfectly good glorious bastard child, is what you did. Look at him, he has morals and no need for a redemption arc now.

Oof

So they Percy Jackson'd, Artemis Fowl?

Movie Artemis Fowl: dresses like a child should, loves his father, enjoys surfing and skateboarding, seems like an actual 12-year-old

Actual First Book Artemis Fowl: 40-year-old genius trapped in a child's body. Wears nothing but perfectly tailored suits. Criminal mastermind that cares for no one but himself. Absolute 150% bastard.

I have so many thoughts on the Artemis Fowl movie, but mostly

Compilation of Ranpo text post memes from my previous posts

Cashier: Woah, 58 boxes of candy! Having a party tonight?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: Sure.

Dadzai reigning in his two kids before they kill each other

Atsushi:Do you know how to cook?

Akutagawa:.....

Atsushi:.....

Akutagawa:....No.

Atsushi:.....

Akutagawa:.....

Atsushi:Do we call Chuuya?

Akutagawa:Yeah, now we call Chuuya.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

Pros and Cons of making things

Pro: Thing

Con: Make

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

Reminder that this exists

whenever something inconvenient happens

Chuuya, completely shit-faced: “Love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper”

Akutagawa, staring at the bottle, concerned: ....This is just vinegar..

huh?

Same Dazai, same.

Misono: And this is my Servamp, Snow- STOP STRIPPING

Mahiru: This is my Servamp, Kuro. He’s badass and smart and amazing and is the light of my life.

Licht: This is my Servamp, Hyde. He’s fucking stupid.

Coming into a fandom late

Y’all. Lmfaoooooooo