I love artemis fowl bc the author decided to write about fairies who live underground & have magic, but the coolest thing about them by far is their super tech.
like yeah elves exist but more importantly they have laser weapons
✿ 5.11
∘ From the Happy-Go-Lucky Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency:
∘ To the Dark Demonic Prodigy of the Port Mafia:
∘ To being the most perfect embodiment of the surreal beauty of Dazai Osamu:
∘ To executing the character to the T by goofing off offstage: (he's adorable!)
∘ To the effortless transitions from cute and adorable to dark and formidable :
He's given us everything that we could ask from Dazai Osamu, and then more!
thinking about golden balenciaga boots N... he tries them on to learn to walk in them and once he figures that our hes frolicking in them all over the castle he cant be stopped. clang clang clang clang. this was a mistake. the sages trying to catch him like my lord please stop galloping
I know I said a Peter Parker voice might be Huey’s teen voice but then I rewatched Adventure time and well…
(despite it being better synced in photoshop the audio always renders some frames behind so this is as good as it gets =n=)
I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question
God the shirtless Akutagawa and Higuchi I'm crying
Serena: What did you do?
Calem: It’s a combination of getting arrested for trying to steal a car, contracting food poisoning and blowing up a marshmallow but it was fun and I made some good memories so none of that other stuff really matters
Only 2 genders
A.D.A.D
(Assigned Dreameater at Death)
A.X.A.B.
(Assigned Xehanort At Birth)
Dazai, singing: If you're feeling stressy and depressy, and your life is kinda messy, clap you hands~
Dazai: *clapping very loudly*