Whenever Something Inconvenient Happens

fucks sake

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

Bsd villains as textposts [2/?]

@incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes is a gift

(Original post can be found here)

Just a normal day 

SNL SKETCH

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

Grandma fighting bears so we can relax and play with stickers