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That’s why her boobs are so big, they’re full of ghosts. (Forgive me if this is a repost I couldn’t stop chuckling)

be proud of yourself today, you did well

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Magic Deities.

Free readings

Hi welcome to our blog!

We are Angel and Comet !

We are offering free readings ,before requesting a reading please read the rules.

Rules :

1. For the moment we prefer to answer them in private, so if you send us an anonymous ask we can’t do your reading .

2. Be patient , doing readings for free is not easy and is time consuming,so it gonna take some time .

3. Don’t be rude (say a hello and a goodbye , please tell us your nickname, if you have preferred pronouns let us know we don’t wanna make anyone uncomfortable)

4. Even if you requested before a reading for us make sure to tell us again what you wanna know , your nickname etc . After completing a reading we are going to erase the messages .

5. We are more than happy to hear some feedback , but please be polite .

6. It’s ok to ask for another reading but consider that other people want readings too so again be patient .

7. Try to refrain yourself from asking us what you should do , you have your own life so you should take your own decisions.

8. We prefer receiving the requests through messages not asks , if you could send them this way you’ll make our work easier and we will get a bit faster to your request.

9. Please try respecting the template below.

Template for asking for a reading :

Hello , I’m… , these are my pronouns….  .

I’m here to ask for a reading ….

………..

Have a nice day/Goodbye/Etc.

Have a nice day !

⚠️Disclaimer⚠️

We can’t ask everyone and make sure you are old enough to ask for a reading or that you aren’t gonna hurt yourself after you get our reading. Everyone has their own triggers and their own mental state . So make sure before you ask for a reading to check with yourself if : you are mentally ok with hearing something you might not like and second you are mature enough to not have a harmful reaction towards yourself or other .

green magick for the home

an apple can be used for a simple house blessing; cut an apple in half, and eat one half in your home. place the other outside, in the backyard or front porch, as an offering to good spirits for protection and warm energy.

bay leaves can be placed in the corners of a room to banish evil from it and protect those within it.

a cactus can be grown near a house to offer strong protection; even stronger protection is gained by planting cacti at all for corners of the home.

planting catnip in the garden, or hanging it above your door, will attract good spirits and good luck.

chamomile can be sprinkled about in the home to break curses and unwanted spells cast on or in the home.

cilantro brings peace and harmony to a home.

clover can be sprinkled around a home to banish unwanted spirits.

garlic can be hung in a home to bring its inhabitants closer together.

ivy plants can be hung to deter unwanted guests.

lavender can be burned and its ashes sprinkled about to cultivate rest and tranquility within the home.

orange peel can be placed in windowsills to bless the house with angel and sun energy.

peppermint can be burned as a smoke cleanser to remove illness and negative energy from a new home.

a sprig of pine can be hung in the home to bless it and its inhabitants.

sachets of saffron can bring happiness to the home.

thyme burned or hung inside brings good health to its residents.

what would you do if I called you late at night on the frog phone ?