I Don't Understand Where All The Clown Hate Comes From. They're Just More Colorful Magicians.

Friendly reminder, I say, as I grip my desk until my hands bleed: Steam summer sale starts on June 27 (This Thursday!)

(Tommorrow!!!)

To Someone Offscreen: Now give me my money you piece of sh--

ouugghh.. its the him

Watching Breaking Bad for the first time

It should be called Br-M(e)aking Bad Decisions because that is all that Walter ever does

Do you ever have emotions so positive that they somehow circle back to negative?

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Have you ever had a bagel with cream cheese, cinnamon, and maple syrup?

Turns out it's the best thing ever

tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

Attention Asexuals:

This is a question required to receive citizenship in Asexual land

"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.