Friendly reminder, I say, as I grip my desk until my hands bleed: Steam summer sale starts on June 27 (This Thursday!)
(Tommorrow!!!)
To Someone Offscreen: Now give me my money you piece of sh--
I just watched Our Flag Means Death two days ago
And I already miss it.
Welcome back to 2016
Congrats, we're all time travelers now.
Do you ever have emotions so positive that they somehow circle back to negative?
WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars