Watching Breaking Bad For The First Time

Not to go on a rant, but I hate it when people punish children for asking questions. Like, they're just trying to learn and are so genuinely and sincerely curious. Why punish them? They are just tiny people with far less information than you have, so they should be filled in and treated with respect as they are. Of course, I understand simplifying things for kids and withholding some information from them if they are not quite ready for it, but they should be told everything otherwise and certainly should not be punished for wanting to learn more.

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

Tumblr, how did you come out to friends/family?

happy ides of march to those who celebrate!! 🥳

[image description: artwork of caesar getting stabbed to death, but I’ve edited in party hats for everyone and some balloons because it’s a celebration. end description.]

This was going to be a "don't talk to me or my son (tripod fish) ever again" post but I made a mistake with the text and I think it's a million times funnier.

Pickles gave himself a bald spot from shoving his head through the cardboard box to eat the cat food yesterday

I'm pretty sure this has been done at some point, but just in case someone missed this golden opportunity

from @delatoid on x

The conversation between Martin and Tim that he overhears in the hall is also really funny. The fact that they're talking about how he should probably go to therapy meanwhile Jon is foaming at the mouth and screaming the date of the recording like he can hear the clock ticking

I just started season two of The Magnus Archives today, and I've just got to say Jon's rampant paranoia is so funny to me

Like, he's not even good at hiding his investigations. He goes to his colleagues' houses after work and the very next day they're like "Jon what the fuck" and report him to their boss who is so done with his antics

And also he's so focused on finding out who killed Gertrude Robinson (a valid concern) that he does not even notice Sasha is POSSESSED. The single-minded focus is insane.

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals