Omg I Really Wrote That Hahaha

I'm down on my knees, THANK YOU, let everyone in the fandom read it

some things from mouthwashing that i think need more attention:

UPDATED version because I've been corrected on some things

jimmy, as co-captain, was unfortunately needed and couldn't be disposed of

pony express should carry the brunt of the blame - sending people into space and THEN telling them they're fired; not installing locks in the sleeping quarters; etc.

anya said "i have to believe our worst moments don't define us", implying she forgave curly, at least to an extent

every moment seen through jimmy's eyes could and should be questioned. he's an unreliable narrator

jimmy wanted curly to take the blame. he wanted the crew to blame him. the game wanted us to blame him for the crash (until the reveal)

curly got burned because he faced the explosion head-on; trying to fix things

anya died first; she did it with the last remaining painkillers which could've been used for curly; she even did it in front of him

jimmy shamed and attacked curly during the birthday scene and curly didn't react; implying their relationship was never smooth and truly friendly

it was never explicitly shown what anya said to curly. perhaps she never specified jimmy raped her. curly was shocked when she said she was pregnant, he didn't connect it with anything

anya telling jimmy she was pregnant is what made him crash the ship

it's implied anya told swansea about jimmy and he did nothing. he only attacked jimmy a while later, as revenge for daisuke

it's possible curly was only ever visited by jimmy, aside from anya

jimmy crashed the ship 147/365 days into the trip; the same day anya told him she's pregnant. assuming she found out a bit before that, and women find out they're pregnant when they're two weeks in (by "default", it could be later), by the time they got off the ship she would've been about 7 months pregnant - she would NOT have given birth on the ship

swansea had been 15 years sober

curly most likely wouldn't survive the cryopod. entirely skinless and then frozen? hell

curly was the only one to have clearance for the sweetener

curly very pointedly looks at jimmy ALL the time after the crash

after curly's conversation with jimmy (the "feet in cement" one), right before jimmy crashed the ship, the screen goes black and there's heavy breathing, implying curly was left panicking

jimmy gives curly medicine 3 times - first, with anya relatively nearby, a fairly normal intervention; second, with no one nearby, where jimmy assaults curly; third, alone again, he doesn't assault curly but he still cries, he's permanently scared of jimmy

curly was already struggling with insomnia before the crash

while anya was locked in medical, jimmy told daisuke she might do something to curly

anya said the mouthwash couldn't be used as disinfectant and jimmy still did it

jimmy drugged swansea; he convinced daisuke to go in the vent by saying swansea would be proud of him

curly and anya and jimmy all talk of "handling things"

jimmy says curly receives praise all the time; implying he was a good captain (he was also the only one to get exceptional references)

swansea had a wife and kids; daisuke mentions his mother, the creators of the game said curly loved spending time with friends and family. they had people waiting for them

jimmy said cartoon horses excite him and anya's baby is presented as a horse

As Poland loses its food soldiers and hope seems nothing more than a foolish fantasy, our heroes are forced to take painful and heartbreaking measures!

While fighting for the homeland of pierogi, Reiner faces a devastating choice. Will he be able to do anything for the good of humanity? Will he find the strength to defeat his abusive yet sexy boyfriend for the sake of millions?

With the power of friendship and kitchen utensils, they decide to do the impossible! The time is NOW!!!

(@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel i'm literally crying help)

@aleja-gwiazd-biegniemy @grubyszopiel

Everything that you thought had meaning: every majonez dekoracyjny, ciastka HIT, or jajka and kiełbasa. None of it matters as you lie hungry in your kitchen. None of it changes what a tummy ache does to a body, we all hungy. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our stolen food? What about their taste? Were they meaningless...?

They were NOT! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous yummies! The anguished yummies! Their tastes have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my Polish Tumblr mutuals do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of Bertholdt Hoover!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals push forward!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals scream out!

My Polish Tumblr mutuals RAAAAAGE!

LOOK AT HIM GOOO!!!

Angel Reiner moving!!!!

Youtooz I need plushie Anya right fucking now

This is literally the second time I've done this meme lolololololol

Guys, it's all true, Isayama was bullied by Badtholdt, my uncle is Nintendo and he told me!!!

Wake up babe, the real enemy of aot has been leaked

it was leaked to me by isayama in my dream, canon confirmed, bert 100% pure evil mastermind beihnd everything bad

So I took a nap after work and had a dream about that scene from season 4 when Eren roasted Armin and Mikasa. When he told Mikasa that she was a slave, that her obedience disgusted him and that he had always hated her (iconic). He and Armin started to fight, but Mikasa started to fight them too?? And she screamed something like, yes, she is his (Eren's) slave and if he despises her so much and loves freedom so much, he should kill her as an act of mercy? Because she can't live with him hating her, so he should free her from this miserable, in his opinion, life? And Eren fucking ran away?? And then it all came down to Eren running away from Mikasa because he DOESN'T want to kill her, Mikasa chasing Eren to force him to kill her, and Armin and the others chasing Mikasa because they really didn't want Eren to kill her? There was also something with Gabi and Colt(?), but it was off-topic, I don't remember what it was about, but I think they were going to escape from some closed shop???

I think it's worth saving for posterity lol

hjfkgdnnfhdg CANON!!!

A little sneak peak cause I like how it looks <3

What is bro looking at? Wrong answers only

how to deactivate your ackerman

A conversation on Discord, thanks to which I now know that hamster's HUGE balls are actually eggs from which other hamsters hatch. Nature is amazing

@pipczyk-szczur @wolf-in-a-bottle weźcie za to odpowiedzialność.

It's okay @bertholdthooverisanazi I love him too <3