Latest Posts by spookybowlofsalsa - Page 5
If only Aftg was set in current times. Kevin and Neil would have loved the ESPN app
Neil Josten is an amazing protagonist and here’s why‼️ first off he gets into the juicy stuff from page one! “Oh? Wanna hear about my dead mom? Sure! Why would I lie to myself when I can lie to everyone else?” Also ever read about a character being a bitch and you wanna jump their ass and tell them they’re a stupid bitch? NEIL JOSTEN WILL!! He will not hesitate to go for the damn throat. Abuser you wish would die? Boom he took out a hit on them. Character being a bitch? You know I get it. Also he sees problems and he fixes them‼️ bob the builder ass over here rekindling connections n shit. You see the twinyards and wish, damn wish they would talk to each other, well good for you Neil Josten is going to poke them with a stick until they do!! I just love Neil so bad can you tell…
look I know neil’s time in evermore was Bad and traumatic ik but nothing is funnier to me than the idea of a disgruntled jean moreau with a l’oreal box dye and a deathwish and no fucking clue how to even begin
jean, muttering: these instructions are in english and french and I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do with the second bottle
neil: fucking drink it you french bastard
🌻 Pov: you're playing exy and you meet a golden retriever and his sad wet cat of a teammate 🌻
So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.
I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.
I would ABSOLUTELY join that sounds great!
i think the issue with wanting to create a lil discord is that like ofc i just want aftg friends and for us to talk about our days and be FRIENDS but i also. want to talk about aftg 24/7. i want us to share wips and theories and ocs and thoughts and i just don't know if i'm too insane about it and that's not something anyones ACTUALLY interested in
Someone needs to introduce Ronan Lynch to Hozier music
I'm going absolutely insane this is GORGEOUS
Ronan and Adam
YESSSSSSS
the neil josten urge to run away and never come back, and the neil josten urge to stay in one place with the people i love forever
HOT COD SUMMER
The Bystander, England, July 20, 1921
trojan bffs🫶
haha. no background! muah
closeups:
ref:
kevin getting angry at neil for not taking his health seriously and telling neil to run then promising to teach him every night and keeping neil's binder safe without looking what's in it and calling wymack to make sure neil is okay after winter break and offering to talk about riko if neil wanted to
andrew and the chicken.
[chickens traditionally symbolise the need to scratch the surface of your emotions to see what truly lies beneath. pretty applicable to the minyards]
What if we changed Gansey and Blue's ship name to glue
Get in loser the queen wants a drive
Alternative version underneath because I'm indecisive
Tell me...
... I'm wrong
that “canon vs fanon” meme is so accurate with Inej istg
I’m rereading Crooked Kingdom. Is this your soft, quiet, peaceful little girl??
“Before Van Eck could take another breath, she slammed her forehead upward, shattering his nose. He screamed and released her as blood gushed over his fine mercher suit.” “‘Go on, Van Eck, threaten me. Tell me all the little things I am. You lay a finger on me and Kaz Brekker will cut the baby from your pretty wife’s stomach and hang its body from a balcony at the Exchange.’”
saints, I love her so
Someone asks Matt who his best friend is and he just holds up Neil like this.
The Kevin Day history nerd agenda has been eating me up, like, what's his favourite historical era? Modern or ancient history? Also, is he into politics too? Who's his favourite historical figure? What's his favourite useless history fact? Favourite documentary? Does he learn a lot about Irish and French history because they remind him of his mum and Jean? Does he prefer ancient Rome or Greece? Does he info dump on Neil and Andrew when Andrew won't let him watch Exy and he's bored? I have so many questions!!!!
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anerican choese
Yes!! The way he held the mouse in the first book when they went to the Barns made me melt. He's so caring but is such an interesting way
Ronan Lynch is the kind of person to stop in the middle of traffic to help animals across the road or take in stray dogs or cats that can’t make it past scary, speeding traffic. Imagine him speeding speed down the road, hitting his breaks and leaving skid marks on the asphalt, only to wordlessly get out of the car to help a baby duckling reconnect with it’s mother on the other side of the road. Ronan getting back into the car and flooring it the second the animals are safe; Adam sitting stunned next to him.
one of my fav bits of canon dialogue from book 1
jean dating kevin’s celebrity crush is going to be the funniest thing ever
He's a 16 year old Edwardian ghost. He's gay. He's oblivious. He's in love with his best friend. He's got internalized homophobia. He's occasionally a woman. He's been dead for 70 years. He's never felt more alive. He is the kindest man you'll ever see. He is destined for hell. He has no rizz. Everyone wants him carnally. Edwin Payne really is THE most character of all time no one is doing it like him
Imagine for a moment, a crossover between All for the game and Six of crows. The absolute CHAOS that would ensue. I think Renee and Inej would get along very well. Matt would help Mattias learn how to express his masculinity in a healthier way and generally just be a good role model for him. Jesper, Allison, Nina, and Nicky NEED I SAY MORE? I want just want to see how they interact with each other. I could see Andrew potentially taking Wylan under his wing, he sees a tiny bit of Neil in the way Wylan tries to act normal but really he knows how to make bombs and cares greatly for the people he's close to despite not being raised to be that way, idk, it makes sense in my head. I also think Kaz and Andrew would develop a begrudging friendship with each other since they have a good amount of things in common. KAZ AND HIS CREW COULD TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE MORIYAMA EMPIRE CHANGE MY MIND. As long as they team up with the foxes for info and a bit of extra help, they could do it. Let's be honest, they would end up crashing the entire New York economy just for funsies. I'm not sure how Kevin fits into this but he would definitely be calling all of them idiots at one point or another.
I can't decide which of the crows would be good at exy, definitely Inej, probably Mattias but idk who else.
Someone should give Jean Moreau a kazoo, I think that would be nice.
Jeremy and his yoyo are everything to me. Also this is GORGEOUS ART
Sketch of Jeremy with his yo-yo. I just wanted something simple to doodle and this book has been heavy on my brain 😂
