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hear me out—hozier reading the silica tweet out loud, and then immediately transitioning into eat your young

“BE QUIET, SILICA GEL! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M starving, darling, let me put my lips to something…”

YES YES YES

I think Aaron would get one for being PREMED and also being in a COLLAGE SPORT, like that's crazy how does he have time for anything?!??? Especially since he probably dosent do a lot of work on the weekends since they go Colombia on the weekends. Big brain award? Secretly a time traveler award? Idk perhaps the smart cookie award

Omg all of the teams have banquets at the end of the season, and the captains make silly awards to give out to all of their players?!!!!!!!!!!

seth gordon the kinda guy to love him some condiments. absolutely loses it for the sauces

Who would win:

Jesper Fahey or that Turkish dad from the Olympics

When you can’t get your exy raquet back because “it was used as a murder weapon.”

one of my fav bits of canon dialogue from book 1

His dancing kills me, bro. 😭

put neil josten in solitary refinement that man needs to learn some manners

HOT COD SUMMER

The Bystander, England, July 20, 1921