Get In Loser The Queen Wants A Drive

seth gordon the kinda guy to love him some condiments. absolutely loses it for the sauces

He's a 16 year old Edwardian ghost. He's gay. He's oblivious. He's in love with his best friend. He's got internalized homophobia. He's occasionally a woman. He's been dead for 70 years. He's never felt more alive. He is the kindest man you'll ever see. He is destined for hell. He has no rizz. Everyone wants him carnally. Edwin Payne really is THE most character of all time no one is doing it like him

Going through my notes app on my phone and found a few random things:

Oct 29 2023: "If the flavor of cinnamon was a sound it would sound like the song September" I've got absolutely no clue what made me write this but I think I was on to something

Dec 17, 2023: "Rat in the hat: cook book" this one's self explanatory I think

May 13, 2023: "Fundamentally jostled" That's it. That's the whole note. Why? Who knows, not me.

Oct 30: "Randal Samberg" I have no idea who that is, I looked him up and I'm still confused who is this man and what is he doing in my notes app

I think I become a different person when I open notes app because I never remember writing any of this shit, it's like geocaching, but with my own thoughts

Wip that will probablt never be finished. I’m working myself to the bone getting comfy on procreate even though i’m probs swithcing back to CSP in like 5 mins anyway :’)

Someone should give Jean Moreau a kazoo, I think that would be nice.

One time I kinda got chased by a bull a little bit

I was on a bike tho so it was fine

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

there is not a thought behind those eyes

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

Screaming crying rolling on the floor

This is gorgeous 

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