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Ok to my 3 followers you faggots know who you are repub this since you have an actual following its like the best idea everrrrrrr

Hey guys! I’m making a band themed Cards Against Humanity expansion pack because I think one needs to exists, but I need some help. If you have any ideas for black/white cards for the following bands, please reblog and comment/tag your idea (white card: Pete Wentz in heels) or message it to me. I will credit you on the card, and put them up for download when I’m done.

-My Chemical  Romance -Fall Out Boy -Panic! At The Disco -Cobra Starship -The Academy Is… -The Cab -Gym Class Heroes -Green Day -Blink-182 -All Time Low -Pierce the Veil -Sleeping With Sirens -Black Veil Brides -Of Mice and Men -5 Seconds of Summer -One Direction -Twenty One Pilots -Bring Me the Horizon -Any general bandom/music references

Thank you for your help <3

SLAYED

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

I was so terrified before the pics loaded that it would be mlp bullshit but now I am quite content

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

But like how does this fit in the "did you know" category

Time-lapse video of a vibrant aurora borealis display, which was caused by a geomagnetic storm in the far north of Scotland. Source

Love it

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

Unknown author

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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For once, as a Virgo, I can verify this as 200% accurate

How fast the sign responds to texts/snapchats

Aries: a minute or a week Taurus: a few minutes Gemini: quickly unless they’re texting someone else Cancer: a minute or two Leo: INSTANTLY Virgo: around 3 minutes unless they’re busy. then it takes like 3 weeks Libra: 8 years Scorpio: looks but doesn’t reply Sagittarius: replies with an emoji or not at all Capricorn: emails Aquarius: around 5 minutes Pisces: quickly, but with ‘k’

I would totally be

The Signs as Notes:

Can we just look at the guy next to her who wants to be a flexasaurus