I Would Totally Be

Naruto: *loses Sasuke in a crowded area*

Naruto: "well, this calls for desperate measures"

Naruto: "SASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"

Sasuke: *banshee screech* "NAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOO"

Naruto: "found him"

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

NEW SONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bring Me The Horizon - Throne (x)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Dying

Can we just look at the guy next to her who wants to be a flexasaurus

Well that’s awful

>Lazily updates the blog

Single, ready to FORCE ANAL POUNDING

So how many of you are actually single right now?

reblog- single

like- taken

social experiment for tumblr :) 

Step 1. Don't

My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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Fuck, dude. Fuck.

why are these notes like my father