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Ok imma rant a little bit here cus I can't hold this shit it much more. Some of this shit is soooo fucking stupid like all these major corporations trying to appeal to the modern generation and it's so fucking fake, and frankly, stupid, because it's ok for boys stuff to be blue! It's ok for girls stuff to be pink! And, newsflash, hipsters! No one is gonna judge you for shopping in the goddamn boys section if you're a girl / trans / whatever the fuck you want to be known as. Same goes for vice versa. So please, stop supporting these stupid bandwagon moves by major companies that don't actually do jack shit for the community. Goodnight.

straight ppl wanna be oppressed so bad

This is the new rickroll

Step 1. Don't

My sister never cried

by reddit user aloneinthefray

When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.

“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.

When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.

“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.

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why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

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Mine was red tho

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