Fiddtober Day 7. I Dont Really Have Any Comments For This One. The Anatomy Isn’t Great But That’s

chat should i draw stan in that lingerie. do i. should i. can i.

steal his look!!

stan sometimes has to get up at ungodly hours of the night in order to help soos with a simple problem. ford sometimes has to have uncomfortable conversations with tate in order to explain himself and apologize. but thats not what matters.

what matters is that theyre better than filbrick

and the fact that they broke the cycle.

touchy subject i guess..

i saw @babyblankyerror and @aroace-get-out-of-my-face science time with dr pine au and was like “haha isn’t it funny that stan is a puppeteer in one au and a puppet in another” and so i made this.

i’ve been addicted to crk lately and he’s my little guy.

i’m thinking about him again..

thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.

this is canon.

ok i have another ford headcanon. what? its nwhs birthday still? ohhh. yeaah. this is totally related to that. happy 10 years of ford or whatever. this is definitely for that and i planned this ford pines is a trinket guy. this man has 12 shelves full of just little things. figurines, stickers, posters, prints, pins, magnets, plushies. he has it all. tardis figurines. doctor who posters. star trek posters. mothman plushies. pine trees everywhere. even mcguckets inventions that hes gifted to him (THEYRE MARRIED) are put on display. he loves having stuff to look at. he loves collecting shit. every little gift hes ever received is lovingly placed on a shelf or wall. you cant see out of the back window of that mans car from the amount of stickers and decals (probably to the point where its technically illegal but that never stopped him). you cant trust that man unsupervised in a store because he WILL be making impulsive purchases (or just stealing them. you know his pockets are filled to the brim with random stuff everytime he leaves a place.) he loves it. he loves it so so so so so much. he probably has a fuck ton of piercings and accessories and jewelry too. he loves decorating himself. its so much fun for him are you kidding. stan wears flashy shit for the sake of showing wealth. ford does it for the love of the game.

i just realized i dont have to stress about having a sona or anything. i can literally just be spleens. like people use pre-existing fictional characters to represent themselves all of the time. i can just use spleens. why the hell not.

hey. since i talked about stan's cane i'll talk about ford's too. ford isn't as dependent on his cane as stan is, but he still brings it with him everywhere because of how useful it is for non-cane purposes. fiddleford made it personally for him (THEYRE MARRIEEDD!!!!) and it is completely locked and loaded. literally. theres a button on it that when pressed, the handle pops out and deploys a fully loaded gun. not to mention the secret compartments. theres one for snacks (basically always full of jelly beans) theres one for pens, and theres a flashlight installed on it as well. its fully optimized for every situation and ford loves it so so so much. and the handle is SOO comfy in comparison to stan's. specifically crafted to fit his hand so its as easy to hold as possible. so much love and care put into every detail. the tip of the cane can be swapped out for different kinds of terrain, whether he's walking through the forest, a cave, or he's just in the shack. its luxury. stan still brags that his looks cooler though. and is he really wrong?

for whatever reason when i read this i pictured tbob just barking at gus like a dog