For Whatever Reason When I Read This I Pictured Tbob Just Barking At Gus Like A Dog

i think it’s paranoia for both of them, just for different reasons.

thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.

so i thought of a stan ENA au (stENA) and then i remembered that ENA is (theoretically??) a species so i thought of a ford ENA for that au (ENArd) and then i remembered that ENA is (theoretically??) a species so i thought of ENAs for the younger twins (dippENA + mabENA) stENA side 1: mr mystery. the business side. suave, smooth, flirty man. side 2: the depressed side. he doesn't really talk often but hes just. hes really tired okay. hes been through a lot. ENArd side 1: the adventurous side. always frolicking. looking for something new to study. joyful and whimsical. side 2: the paranoid side. always jumping at shadows. smart enough to know everything that will go wrong. mabENA (thanks commenter x1): side 1: the creative side. also joyful and whimsical but she gets lost in her own head a lot also. but omg sooo many sweaters!! side 2: the anxious side. constantly worrying about losing friends, breakups, everything she loves. dippENA (thanks commenter x2): side 1: the curious side. constantly running around looking for mysteries to solve. side 2: the insecure side. constantly worried about his own looks and impression. thinks everyone hates him. in general the ENA aren't a very trustworthy species so everywhere outside of gravity falls is. not that great to them. but then theres gravity falls so theyre pretty well off. im also trying to think of a clever way for bill possessions to take place but my mind is kinda blank on that so. if anyone more creative than me wants to share a take on that thatd be cool.

RAAHHH!! I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!1!1!

i like to wear soft clothing (cause it makes me feel like i’m rough, in comparison) is a mabel song

might quit is a stan song

i’m a princess is a ford song

i’m scared is a dipper song

i’ll even throw in an extra for you.

the moon is made of cheese (but i can’t taste it) is a bill cipher song

these are all songs by bill wurtz and you should listen to every single one of his songs because they’re all bangers.

Following you just bc of username and pfp tbh <3 glory to Spleens 🐱

did you guys know i used to ship florida man and australian man. did you guys know that was a thing.

it was. definitely something.

part of me has a deep desire to write stan teaching soos' kid how to play blackjack. something about how "its important for him to learn addition and the worth of certain items using candy. hes also won like 7 games he's gonna grow up to be banned from vegas just like his grandpa. im so proud."

sorry chat. the brainworms got to me.

everytime i try to picture what i want to look like i picture mullet stan.

am i gender envying. is this what that feels like.

i need his gender.

fiddtober day 5. sorry i slipped and accidentally made angst. it will happen again.

yaaay tumbler i forgot this place existed and literally nobody here knows i exist how fun

think someone should do a wellness check on him?

..nahh. he’s fine.