They Call Me DC Comics Cause I Also Divide My Life Into Pre And Post Crisis

i’ve done everything that has been asked of me

self indulgent sam beckett ethel cain edit <33 thank you to @hballegro for most of the scenes !!

sometimes being a crim major means planning out a 20 minute presentation connecting bruce and damian wayne to different criminological theories for a final project

The brothers ever

ITS HAPPENING! Did anyone say custom baseball cards?? The general layout is still a work in progress, but…👀

i want to put bernard dowd in a box and shake him around a bit

Get to know your mutuals

i've been tagged by @perrysglasses :3

what's the origin of your blog title?

in like 2023 i started being active on marauders twitter and i wanted a name to go by online so i chose jamie which was based off of james potter

otp(s) + shipname(s):

johnlock, timber, birdflash, parkner, wolfstar

favorite color:

red

song stuck in your head:

most wanted man by lucy dacus (this whole album has been stuck in my head since it came out)

weirdest habit/trait:

a lot of the time when reading a new book i read the first sentence and then the last sentence and then i read the whole book

hobbies:

reading, journaling, editing, writing

if you work, what's your profession?

i mean i used to work at mcdonalds but i dont anymore

if you could have any job you wish, what would it be?

museum archivist

something you're good at:

uhh idk ive been told im good at analysis (specifically media analysis)

something you hate:

the sound of markers on paper

something you collect:

funko pops!!

something you forget:

where i put any of my electronics once i've put them down

what's your love language?

gift giving + physical touch

favorite movie/show:

movie: the breakfast club

show: changes constantly but right now it's young justice

favorite food:

any variation of chicken and rice pretty much

favorite animal:

hedgehog or spotted deer

what were you like as a child:

lonely and annoying

favorite subject at school:

english

least favorite subject:

math

what's your best character trait?

loyal

what's your worst character trait?

lack of volume control

if you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

uhhhhhhhhh the college i'm currently attending

if you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

jeff buckley

im tagging @arandomao3user !

it's the way that after being called by that title tim finally looked up at bernard... guys timberkon is REAL . PLEASE (i get dragged back crying and screaming into the depths)

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

for shits and giggles: my personal take on what shoes each batfam member wears

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bruce - almost always dress shoes, if he’s in the manor casually he’s in slippers and socks but if he’s leaving he’s in dress shoes.

dick - he’s a vans lover till he dies, and he never switched over to converse when they got more popular. he has one pair of custom nightwing converse that he got from wally and donna.

barbara - adidas or pretty much any comfortable running sneaker (yes even after the killing joke). she also loves flats she thinks they’re so cute.

jason - combat boots. he likes how heavy they feel, they help him feel grounded, keeps him aware that he’s moving and walking and alive. he also has a pair of red hood slippers from lian and roy.

tim - his go to is always a good pair of converse but he has the more eclectic shoe collection you’ve ever seen. heels, heelys, sneakers, boots, flip flops, you name it he’s got a pair.

steph - you wouldn’t think it but she’s a secret sneaker head. she gets excited over new shoe drops and she loves dunks and jordans. sneakers are always a good go to present for her.

cass - converse but she ties them like gwen stacy in the spiderverse movies. also has a pair of purple vans she bought cause they remind her of steph. she can on occasion be found just wearing her ballet flats around the house.

damian - wears dress shoes like all the time like bruce, however he has a pair of light up sketchers from dick that he does wear on occasion.

duke - has two pairs of converse, one of them practically falling apart at the seams and the other pair being a gift from bruce. he also likes breathable nike running shoes, his favorite being a basic black pair.

i like this because they definitely naturally had to end up stealthier than bruce when they all grew up running around in those bright ass traffic light costumes

the biggest issue Bruce has with his kids working with the JL is probably that he trained them too well and now he’s scared of them and doesn’t want to embarrass himself in front of the league.

Jason once walked up behind him so silently during a meeting that when he turned and saw a flash of the red helmet an inch from the back of his head he screamed like a teenage girl in a horror movie. Jason, nonplussed because all of the Robins scare the shit out of B like at least once a week, patiently waits for him to get his breath back before asking if they could grab thai on the way home. the rest of the JL stare in baffled awe and Bruce never lives it down.

Tim similarly appeared next to him once when he was fixing one of the appliances on the watchtower and when he made himself known by complaining that Damian kept flicking apple slices at him Bruce jumped so hard that he smacked his head against the frame of whatever he was fixing and gave himself a concussion. Barry laughs so hard he chokes on his coffee and Tim is just confused.

The kids aren’t even doing it on purpose, they’ve just naturally become too silent even for Batman and when they freak him out they just sigh and move on bcs its gotten old