I Am A Grown Ass Adult And I Still Get Nausea When I Feel Like I'm In Trouble. They're Gonna Send Me

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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3 weeks ago

A 10-page comic featuring Tim Drake, Conner Kent, Bart Allen and Cassie Sandsmark from DC Comics.

Page 1 is in hues of blue, purple, and pink.

Panel 1: Kon enters the living room, tiredly rubbing his eyes.

Panel 2: He pauses, staring in reproach to the figure in the foreground.
Kon: ...
Kon: Why are you awake?

Panel 3: Kon floats towards Tim, who is on the sofa working on his laptop. Tim's typing fills the silence of the room.

Panel 4: Kon continues floating towards Tim.
Kon: Tim.
Tim: Work.

Panel 5: Kon glances down at Tim's laptop. He is lit by the light emanating from the screen.
Kon: I know when you're deliberately slowing down your heart rate. If it really was work you wouldn't try hiding being awake from me. Also, that's Sudoku.

Panel 6: Kon gets close to Tim's face, staring him down in reproach; Tim looks surprised.
Kon: So?

Page 2, similarly to Page 1, is in hues of blue, purple, and pink. In Panel 4, some colour returns only to Kon and Tim.

Panel 1: Tim puts away his laptop. Kon settles beside Tim on the sofa.

Panel 2: A close up on Tim's hand closing the laptop. The room is awash in darkness.
Tim: It's one of those nights, is all. You?
Kon, off-screen: Don't deflect.

Panel 3: A shot from behind the sofa on Tim's end. Kon looks dejected.
Tim: I'm not deflecting. You look like you've been thinking about things you don't want to think about.
Kon: Oh. ... Welp.

Panel 4: A shot from a high angle. Kon slumps down on the sofa, a hand on his chest, the other holding Tim's. Tim's other arm hugs a pillow. Their legs are on the coffee table.
Tim: Wanna talk about it?
Kon: Do you?
Tim: Kon.
Kon: Tim. Sigh. Maybe later. I just...
Tim: Okay. I'll be here.

Page 3 is similarly coloured to Page 2 Panel 4.

Panel 1: Tim looks at the ceiling; Kon looks at the floor. They look miserable.

Panel 2: Kon glances sideways at Tim; Tim looks insulted.
Kon: Gimme a pillow.
Tim: No.

Panel 4: Kon reaches for Tim's pillow; Tim blocks his hand, curling around the pillow protectively and smirking.
Kon: Tim. Come ooooooooooon.
Tim: Nope.

Panel 5: Kon drags himself towards Tim's lap; Tim looks surprised.
Kon: Suit yourself.

Panel 6: Kon rests his head on Tim's lap; Tim puts a hand on Kon's chest.

Panel 7: Tim looks down at Kon, expression fond.
Tim: Smartass.

Panel 8: Kon looks back, just as fond. He places a hand on Tim's
Kon: Says you.

Panel 9: Tim looks away; Kon looks at him smugly.
Tim: Whatever.

Page 4 is in pinks; Bart is outlined in brown and coloured in bright yellow.

Panel 1: Someone speeds into the room.

Panel 2: Tim and Kon look at the next panel.

Panel 3: Bart crashes into the arm of the sofa, holding a paddle with a ball attached to it.
Bart: HeyTimHeyKon!
Tim, off-screen: Hey Bart.
Kon, off-screen: Hey Bart.

Panel 4: Bart gesticulates; Tim and Kon look at him.
Tim: Can't sleep?
Bart: Yeah I feel like I'm gonna vibrate out of my skin. Or— I feel like I am vibrating out of my skin? Am I?

Panel 5: Bart continues gesticulating while hitting the ball. His speech is in the panel behind him, mostly obscured.

Panel 6: Similar to Panel 5. A hand reaches out and grabs Bart's; it's coloured pink.

Panel 7: A close-up on Bart's face. He looks worried.
Bart: It's like, I'm thinking about a lot but they're dumb and also nothing because I can't grasp any of them. It's all a blank spot and also a lot it. Lots of emptiness. And noise. So much noise.

Panel 8: An even closer-up on Bart's face, looking even more worried.
Bart: I dunno. Maybe I'm phasing out of existence. Maybe I'm going back. And I don't—

Panel 9: The panel is coloured teal. Bart is pulled down by someone off-screen.
Kon, off-screen: C'mere.
Bart: Woah!

Page 5 is in hues of blue, green, and yellow.

Panel 1: Bart falls on top of Kon, who koala hugs him. Tim looks at the both of them fondly.
Bart: Oof.
Kon: Good?
Bart: TTK?
Kon: Yeah. How's the pressure?

Panel 2: Bart looks at Kon, who smiles at him. Their noses are touching.
Bart: S'nice. Like a really weird hug.

Panel 3: Kon kisses the top of Bart's head; Bart snuggles into him.
Kon: *smooch* Good.

Panel 4: Zoom out; They look cozy in silence.

Panel 5: Tim pushes Bart's hair into Kon's face, smirking.
Kon: Bart. Your hair. It's tickling my nose.
Bart: Deal with it.

Panel 6: Tim looks up, guarded.
Kon, off-screen: Bart. Dude. M'man. C'mon.
Bart, off-screen: My hair is wild. Untameable. She can do whatever her heart desires.
Kon, off-screen: I'm gonna sneeze on your face.

Panel 7: Kon and Bart look up in surprise.

Panel 8: A hand coloured in red digs into the wall, crushing where it holds.

Page 6 is in saturated and desaturated reds.

Panel 1: Cassie enters, wild-eyed and sweating. She is coloured in solid bright red.

Panel 2: A shot from behind her; only Tim is visible. There are red speech bubbles with no text in them.
Tim: Hey Cassie.
Cassie: Hey T— Hey. Hey. Sorry about the wall. Again.
Tim: It's your wall too. Nightmare?

Panel 3: A close up on Cassie's face. She breathes heavily; Her eyes aren't visible.
Tim, off-screen: ...Cassie?

Panel 4: The foreground is of indiscernible figures coloured in black. Cassie covers her face.
Cassie: Yeah. Yeah. %@&#. For a moment I thought you— that I— %@&#. You weren't in your rooms.

Panel 5: Cassie covers her mouth; Hey eyes are still not visible. More red speech bubbles surround her.

Panel 6: Cassie turns to leave, waving a hand dismissively.
Cassie: Never mind—

Page 7 is in desaturated colours; It heightens in saturation in Panel 4, then more in Panel 5.

Panel 1: From Cassie's POV. Kon and Bart look at her, smiling sadly. Tim stands behind them; he and the background are still in red.

Panel 2: From Cassie's POV. She looks down at her hands clenched in fists, held by Kon and Bart.

Panel 3: Her hands shake as she stares at them.

Panel 4: She grabs their hands gently.

Panel 5: She raises their hands to her lips in relief.
Cassie: Thank Hera.

Page 8 is similarly coloured to Page 7 Panel 5. Panel 6 takes on a bluer, more grounded tint.

Panel 1: Bart speeds off panel. Kon laces his and Cassie's fingers together and gives her a sidehug, kissing her cheek. Cassie smiles at Tim, who looks back in equal quiet happiness.
Cassie: ...Any space in the pile for me?
Kon: *smooch*
Tim: Always.

Panel 2: Bart, once again in solid yellow, speeds back in and throws a blanket and a Superman plushie into the air.
Bart: Here's your blanket! And your Superman plushie! And your— Actually—

Panel 3: Bart speeds in again, holding a pile of blankets, pillows, and two of Tim's bo staffs.
Bart: Blanket fort!

Panel 4: Cassie, Kon, and Tim raise their hands in cheer.
Them: YEAH!

Panel 5: Kon dives into a Bart-induced speedster dust cloud of speedy work. Cassie looks at them fondly; Tim makes his way next to her.

Panel 6: Cassie looks down in question.

Page 9 is similarly coloured to Page 8 Panel 6, with added shadows.

Panel 1: A close-up on Tim and Cassie's hands. He grabs hers tightly.

Panel 2: A shot from behind Tim, his eyes obscured by his hair.
Tim: They're really here.

Panel 3: Cassie looks at him in quiet realization.

Panel 4: Another close-up on their hands; Cassie holds his just as tight. Bart and Kon make their way towards them, smiling.
Bart: Come on, slowpokes! It's almost done!

Panel 5: Kon and Bart grab Tim and Cassie's hands and pull.

Panel 6: Bart lays a blanket dramatically over the end of the page; Kon, Cassie, and Tim stand behind him.

Page 10 is similarly coloured to Page 9, with gentle blue lighting. They sleep on a pile of blankets on the floor, surrounded by pillows, bolsters, and plushies. Kon sleeps in between Cassie and Tim, head on Cassie's outstretched arm; He holds Bart, who's sprawled horizontally on all of them, by the waist. Tim's hand is on Kon's chest, and their legs are tangles together. Cassie's arm cushioning Kon's head is also cushioning Tim's; her other hand is draped on Bart's shoulder, which Bart holds. Bart's other hand is under Tim's temple.

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spidermanspleenless

2 months ago

my favourite thing about the young justice 1998 comics is when someone will say something outlandish and then it will cut right to that exact thing happening

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spidermanspleenless

4 weeks ago

Kon: Tim, I’m hungry.

Tim: Okay, do you want me to order something?

Kon: No, you don’t get it, I’m so hungry I could eat Darla Aquista

Tim: Kon, what the fuck.

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tim drake kon el timkon :( I miss her so does tim this trend with them makes me giggle darla aquista

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spidermanspleenless

3 weeks ago

bart: max said he won’t feed me red dye anymore because i keep getting into fights at school so im cutting the sleeves off of all his dress shirts

tim: batman caught me praying in front of the memorial case in the batcave so i have decided to take my own life

kon: i don’t think i have a social security number

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spidermanspleenless

3 weeks ago

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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spidermanspleenless

1 month ago

it's the way that after being called by that title tim finally looked up at bernard... guys timberkon is REAL . PLEASE (i get dragged back crying and screaming into the depths)

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spidermanspleenless

4 weeks ago

i’ve done everything that has been asked of me

self indulgent sam beckett ethel cain edit <33 thank you to @hballegro for most of the scenes !!

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spidermanspleenless

11 months ago

Callum: Writing's not that easy. But Grammarly can help.

Callum: *Pointing to a board with the words 'I miss you. Forgive me. Tell me you love me, even once'* This sentence is grammatically correct. But it's wordy and hard to read.

Callum: Here's a different and shorter option.

Callum: *Points to a board with the words 'I'm going to kill you'*

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spidermanspleenless

2 months ago

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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spidermanspleenless

2 months ago

the devastation i feel every time a fic has jason call tim “replacement” needs to be studied

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tim drake batfamily jason todd they canonically call each other red can we please use that more im begging let replacement die

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