I’ve Done Everything That Has Been Asked Of Me

Callum: Writing's not that easy. But Grammarly can help.

Callum: *Pointing to a board with the words 'I miss you. Forgive me. Tell me you love me, even once'* This sentence is grammatically correct. But it's wordy and hard to read.

Callum: Here's a different and shorter option.

Callum: *Points to a board with the words 'I'm going to kill you'*

i like this because they definitely naturally had to end up stealthier than bruce when they all grew up running around in those bright ass traffic light costumes

the biggest issue Bruce has with his kids working with the JL is probably that he trained them too well and now he’s scared of them and doesn’t want to embarrass himself in front of the league.

Jason once walked up behind him so silently during a meeting that when he turned and saw a flash of the red helmet an inch from the back of his head he screamed like a teenage girl in a horror movie. Jason, nonplussed because all of the Robins scare the shit out of B like at least once a week, patiently waits for him to get his breath back before asking if they could grab thai on the way home. the rest of the JL stare in baffled awe and Bruce never lives it down.

Tim similarly appeared next to him once when he was fixing one of the appliances on the watchtower and when he made himself known by complaining that Damian kept flicking apple slices at him Bruce jumped so hard that he smacked his head against the frame of whatever he was fixing and gave himself a concussion. Barry laughs so hard he chokes on his coffee and Tim is just confused.

The kids aren’t even doing it on purpose, they’ve just naturally become too silent even for Batman and when they freak him out they just sigh and move on bcs its gotten old

High School Bernard trying to act cool and all knowing around Tim to impress him.

Also, high school Bernard internally: "Don't show Tim your superherosona. As much as you want to don't show Tim your superherosona!"

He eventually caves and shows Tim his drawing of his superherosona

Kon: Tim, I’m hungry.

Tim: Okay, do you want me to order something?

Kon: No, you don’t get it, I’m so hungry I could eat Darla Aquista

Tim: Kon, what the fuck.

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

restless

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sometimes being a crim major means planning out a 20 minute presentation connecting bruce and damian wayne to different criminological theories for a final project

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those