I mainly post on @Handsome-john. Pepsi, she/he, Spamton enjoyer, 18, I have several side blogs so if you see a bunch of randos rebloging from you sorry
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It’s so goddamn important to me that Toriel doesn’t forgive Asgore.
Like, I’m not even going to try and be delicate about it, it downright delights me that she won’t even give him the time of day at the end of the game.
Because she’s such a kind, good, caring, loving, giving character, but she’s still allowed to be angry and hold grudges.
So often kind, caregiving characters like her are expected to forgive unconditionally, but she doesn’t and I think that’s just the bees knees.
I said I was gonna do it
Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.
He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.
He takes a deep breath.
“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”
“FUCKING PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”
“i-i’m callin’ someone–”
“THAT’S VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING GRAVY–”
And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.
Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day everybody!
I'm not checking my inbox today (sorry!) because I'm sick and have a really bad headache, going to upload just this is practically killing me but I really wanted to participate so it is what it is. As soon as I can look at a screen for more than ten seconds without feeling like my head will implode, I'll get back to answering and writing requests!
