If You Say It All Strained Like That, I’m Not Gonna Believe You’re Okay …

Are you kidding??? These three are the perfect bait for a deal-

mmm don't think your leader's pride is worth all this, buddy :/

cool and swag route by @beabigshot

snowgrave pacifist route

he fucked that old man

quiet night in restocking the bagel stand

the fact that kris canonically partakes in speedrunning changes everything about deltarune. do you think they realize when someone is trying to speedrun the game. would they be horrified by the fact that their own life is being treated nothing more than a challenge. that their story, their life, their friendships are all being rushed through to achieve a goal that is meaningless to them. do you think kris realizes when their soul manages to guide them effortlessly through each fight that they must have done this many, many times before. or do you think they're just like "oh hell yeah speedrun strats" because i think it's that one

first Spamton tryouts 

for the most literal fuck's sake

the salt route is fucking me up