It’s So Goddamn Important To Me That Toriel Doesn’t Forgive Asgore.

I said I was gonna do it

Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.

He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.

He takes a deep breath.

“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”

“FUCKING PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”

“i-i’m callin’ someone–”

“THAT’S VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING GRAVY–”

And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.

Happy Let Papyrus Swear Day!

I broke swatchton down to its bare essentials

PLEASE PLEASE PLAEASE IGNORE THat ONE SAYS MY PRONOUNS ARE NOR/MAL ME AND BUDDIES WEREBTALKING AB9UT IT IN CALL BC IT IS FUNNY SPAMT9N WOULD NOT SAY THAT HE IS LITERALLY TRANS AND GAY THIS IS NOT CANON.

Noelles <3

u suz u lose

redraw of this thing

[Deltarune] video game characters are something that can be so personal

he fucked that old man

ive seen two major ideas of what this expression is

either you black things are eyelids, making him look almost sorrowful

or they're pupils

so those snowgrave AUs 

(level up and salt route)

i just think it is very funny that anyone who joins kris’s party immediately loses 90% of their free will