Aftermath Of Being Kidnapped

Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Robin: Hi.

Gareth: Hey.

Dustin: Hello.

Mike: Hey!

Steve I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Eddie: We were out of Doritos.

Steve: And who are you?

Gareth: oh I'm Gareth I'm in the hellfire club.

Steve: oh okay?

Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Max: Some people are like slinkies.

Dustin: What?

Max: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Dustin:

Dustin: Please don't push Mike down the stairs-

Max, pushing mike down the stairs: Too late.

Steve's eyes are so pretty like its the definition of bambi eyes I swear

Steve:

Steve: You're high

Eddie, kicking his feet and giggling: Highly in love with you

Great white chocolate sharks 🦈

Robin: Pros and cons of dating me.

Robin: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Robin: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Eddie: I’m sad.

Steve: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Steve: And das not good.