Enid: Do You Think I’m Ugly?

Bruce: What’s this?

Robin: My to-do list.

Bruce: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—

Bruce: This just says 'finney.'

Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.

Finney: It sure is!

Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*

Steve: Are there any dead people with us?

Ouija board: YES

Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!

Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.

Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children

Robin: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

SHAUNA GIRLKISSER CONFIRMED

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Eddie & Ritchie in the back of Billy's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Stanley : We have food at home.

Billy: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Eddie & Ritchie: YAYYYYYY!

Billy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?

Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"

Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Wednesday: Are you listening to me?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: What did I just say?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: ...