Spacelightcosmo - Fomalhaut

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Finney: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Finney: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce:

Finney: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."

Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Max: Some people are like slinkies.

Dustin: What?

Max: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Dustin:

Dustin: Please don't push Mike down the stairs-

Max, pushing mike down the stairs: Too late.

Robin: It sure is dark in here.

Robin: I’m not scared or anything.

Nancy:..

Robin: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Robin. No, sir.

Nancy: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Robin:..

Robin: Yes, please.

Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.

Dustin: That's gre-

Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.