Finney, addressing the Casper crew : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Bruce: But – that’s just a trash can.
Finney: It sure is!
Robin: What are your goals?
Billy: To pet all the dogs.
Robin: No, fitness goals.
Billy: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits
Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here
Steve: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Robin: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Finney periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Robin: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
How do you think all the basement boys would react to hear that finney was getting abused?
The Ghost Crew hates Terrance Shaw. They start a Finney Protection Squad. They look after him and try to keep Gwen and Finney away from home.
Finney may not be the youngest but he's treated like the youngest.
Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age. He wouldn’t have stood a chance.
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Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Robin: Hi.
Gareth: Hey.
Dustin: Hello.
Mike: Hey!
Steve I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Eddie: We were out of Doritos.
Steve: And who are you?
Gareth: oh I'm Gareth I'm in the hellfire club.
Steve: oh okay?
Robin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Finney: You and me!!!
Robin, tearing up: Okay.
El: what’s a thot?
Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!
*later at the dinner*
Steve: here’s the salt, el.
El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!
Steve: *spits out his coffee*
Steve: I’m a WHAT?
Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*