Dwayne: You Three, Explain Right Now!

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:

Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…

Eddie:"starts smirking"

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?

Lori Grimes deserved better

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits

Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

Enid: Any tips on how to make someone like me?

Wednesday: Try to make them laugh all the time.

Enid: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!

Wednesday: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier to go for the kill.