Dick Appointment On Pause Bc He’s Soul Searching

Tell me you never want to talk to me again or treat me like a normal fucking person

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

Back on my dumb bitch shit I wanna hookup with his hot bartender friend but when do I slide

In the most genuine and from the bottom of my heart kind of way, I don’t want to see you or your tiny minion ever again and that goes for gang and Co. as well - genuinely the most utterly pathetic behavior I’ve ever witnessed from adults

And he’s from Ohio

I just had the weirdest sex with a freak of a man and I didn’t cum but why was it a lil hot

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

Adam is a freak!!!!

he was so babygirl in this film