My Coworker Today Was Like “i Bet You Dont Know This Song” And Put On Don’t Go Breaking My Heart.

Get you a guy that calls you rat girl

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

Every time I sit on a cloth bus seat I get paranoid that it’s wet

My roommate fucking sucks

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My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

No one let me talk ever that was so embarrassing

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Blink blink, motherfucker how are you drinking alone and somehow still are busy blink blink fucking make it make sense