Adam Is A Freak!!!!

Every time I see a picture with this vibe I think of him and remember how fucking gross he was - need to learn acceptance to I can not ruin this for me

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

I just accidentally super swiped a crazy conservative I was inspecting his page and I don’t know I like didn’t realize where the fucking super swipe thing was and I like went to go scroll and oh my god 

I’m talking to a guy who can ruin my life - he sober off a coke and molly binge and came in this girl twice and is hopping he’s not a father and for some reason I fuck with the fact that we hate each other and enjoy our mean sex

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

this lady is an icon i fear (x)

He broke up with me after getting me a plan b boys ain’t shit