Now Imagine If She Was Wearing A Propeller Hat 

I don't wanna fwy if you don't fwm U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

Bro every once in a a while I run into the one that got away and I want to explode a million times but I just self sabotaged by liking them on hinge and now they will see my pf and I should have totally just let it be

AHHHHHHH YALL AINT NO WAY HE HAS A TRUMP 2024 TAPESTRY ON THE WALLL!!!!! Reframed every interaction we have ever had so many things make sense and the spell has been broken I am no longer dick sick I just simply have the ick

Why do I feel weird about the incel dude - need to seriously think about some things

I think I’m going to keep my wisdom teeth. Can’t afford to take that shit out + L + ratio + it’s all a scam from big dental anyway

I can't do this anymore I hate this

Every time I see a picture with this vibe I think of him and remember how fucking gross he was - need to learn acceptance to I can not ruin this for me

Back on my dumb bitch shit I wanna hookup with his hot bartender friend but when do I slide